Miraculous characters react to show (s1-5)

Mr. Pigeon

Scene: Streets of Paris. Marinette is on the bus, presumably returning home, but the bus is not moving.
Marinette: (impatiently) Come on! Can't we go any faster?
Bus driver: Sorry folks, we have a situation here. (cars are being held up by a cluster of pigeons.) You'll need to get off the bus now.
Marinette: (startled by pigeons) Ah! Uh, this is weird.
(As Marinette gets off the bus, she sees the streets littered with pigeons. She walks down the street and sees a bunch of people gathered near a screen.)
Nadja: (from screen) Pigeons have taken over Paris. This is just one of the many alarming situations giving authorities cause for major concern. (touches her earpiece) Yes, I've just been told that someone named "Mr. Pigeon" is making an announcement.
Mr. Pigeon: (from screen) Oh, dreary day, poor Parisians. (makes pigeon noises) Sorry to ruffle your feathers, but Paris now belongs to the pigeons! Flap flap! (makes pigeon noises)
(Marinette runs down to a subway entrance to transform.)
Marinette: Paris needs us!

[ Transformation Sequence ]
Marinette: Tikki, spots on! Yeah! (Marinette transforms into Ladybug)
Scene: Rooftops. Ladybug is jumping from roof to roof looking for Mr. Pigeon.
(Ladybug sees airplane shapes made out of pigeons flying through the sky.)
Ladybug: Now this is weirder than weird.
Cat Noir: (from a ledge above her) Birds of a feather, flock together. (sneezes and falls down to where Ladybug is) I'm allergic to feathers. (sneezes again)

"That's helpful" Alya says.

Ladybug: That's helpful.
Cat Noir: Tell me about it. (almost sneezes, but stops himself) These birds are only part of the problem. The park keepers in Paris are vanishing without a trace.
Ladybug: What? We have to track down Mr. Pigeon ASAP.
Cat Noir: Where are we gonna find him?
Ladybug: Hmm, I don't know where we can find him, but I do know where he can find us.

Scene: Place des Vosges. Cat Noir is wearing a park ranger cap and pretending to be a park ranger, while Ladybug hides behind a tree nearby.
Cat Noir: (starts to whistle "La Marseillaise" and then starts to dance)

Everyone starts to laugh.

Ladybug: Act natural or he'll never show up!
Cat Noir: What do you mean? I am acting natural.
(A pigeon watches him and flies back to Mr. Pigeon.)
Mr. Pigeon: (to pigeon) Ladybug and Cat Noir? Job well done, buddy-boy. Pigeons will reign supreme! Power to the pigeons! (jumps off his ledge, and the pigeons form a platform to carry him off)
(Back in the park, Ladybug and Cat Noir are still waiting.)
Ladybug: Where is he? He should've been here by now.
(Pigeons start flying overhead. Cat Noir sneezes. A bunch of pigeons form a big ball and start carrying Cat Noir away.)
Ladybug: What the- (runs after them)

Everyone finally stops laughing.

(The pigeons reach the roof of the Le Grand Paris hotel and drop Cat Noir off. Cat Noir sneezes again, and the pigeons look at him. Ladybug arrives.)
Cat Noir: Where's that bird-brain Mr. Pigeon?
Ladybug: He's gotta be here somewhere... (Mr. Pigeon is lifted by a swarm of pigeons behind them)
Hawk Moth: (from his lair) If you want to give Paris back to the pigeons for good, you must first rid the city of those two pests. (Mr. Pigeon blows his bird call and the pigeons start to circle around Ladybug and Cat Noir)
Ladybug: Call me crazy, but I feel like bird seed all of a sudden. (the pigeons form a shield to keep them in)
Cat Noir: Got any bright ideas, bug?
Ladybug: You're the cat, don't you eat these things for breakfast?

A good amount of people laugh.

(a gigantic cage is brought down over them, imprisoning them) Look!
Mr. Pigeon: (makes bird noises) Turpy day. I'm so ruthless. (chuckles)
Hawk Moth: (from his lair) Excellent. Now take their Miraculous!
Mr. Pigeon: (makes bird noises) Your Miraculous. Give them to me or face the wrath of my feathered friends. (blows his bird call and some pigeons start banging on the top of the cage, while others turn around and point their behinds at Ladybug and Cat Noir) Dada-dee, on the count of three, my beloved pigeons will commence fire. You can still save you're sorry skins by handing me your Miraculous. One, two...
Ladybug: Cat Noir, the bars!