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Me: Well...you see it starts several years into the future...

1 explanation later.

Me: And that's why you're talking to a crow and a ghost.

N: So, these are memories. And future me is dead at a sleepover?

Uzi: Not a sleepover. You passed out cause some program is trying to delete these memories.

N: Cause...cause of you 2? Cause you guys are doing that?

Uzi: I'm helping, you cute, weird, weird butler. We find out what happened to you here, restore the memory files, and save you from being digitally lobotomized. Library basement, giddy up.

N: Kay. You kind of seem like an evil ghost witch, though. AH!

Uzi: I AM a ghost witch! And I'm tall. Hehehe... DAD! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

Uzi disappeared.

N: Where'd she go?

Me: Don't worry, just keep going towards the library.

N: Ok. So what are things like in the future?

Me: You're pretty much the same drone. Personality wise, physically you're way way different.

N: How?

Me: You're taller, like double your current height.

N: That's cool. What's darkwolf like?

Me: She's the usual angsty teen with dad issues. You're good friends with her though.

N: That's nice.

I kept answering his questions till eventually Uzi came back.

Uzi: Sorry. Where were we-? Oh. Okay, N, I can pull you out an—

N: Now! Now, please!

Uzi: —nytime. But, you'll never get these memories back, dude.

Me: You're a persistent little shrimp, aren't you? I guess I can understand. If I was in your position, I'd want to solve this mystery.

N: They're that important? My memories solve a mystery?

Uzi: They're important to you! And, like... me.

N: Why? Because we're friends?

Uzi: We just... hang out. Shut up. Repression door.

Me: I got her. Don't worry N, I'll be gentle.

I picked up V and "accidentally" dropped her.

Me: Oops. Well let's go.

Turns out the door was locked. Shocker.

Uzi: The key...

N: Ugh, J has it...

V chuckles evilly.

Me: Did you hear that?

N and Uzi didn't say anything, but she did lay an egg.

Me: Judging by your reactions I'm going with yes. We should probably go.

N: Good idea.

Uzi: Yeah, definitely.

We all booked it towards the upper floor part of the gala. That was freaky even for me.

N: Psst! Tessa!

Me: Hey! We-

A familiar pair of glasses fell and of course we had a new problem to deal with.

Me: Horror movie cliche much?

Uzi: Not the time!

She pecked at my face.