Regular Show X Reader

The gang are in Skips' car, driving through the woods. The nine groundskeepers are all dressed in Halloween costumes. Muscle Man is dressed like Abraham Lincoln. "Man, I can't wait to get to the party. Fives is wearing a fake mustache. "It's gonna be all, like, "What's up, Mr. President?" He laughs. He and HFG then hi-five each other. "You know who else is, like, "What's up, Mr. President?" My mom!" Muscle Man said. Benson is dressed like a pirate. "Muscle Man, enough." He said. Pops is dressed like a mummy. "Do you think they'll have snacks?" He asked.

Mordecai is dressed like Frankenstein's monster. "It's the biggest Halloween party in town, Pops. They'll have all the candy you can eat." He said. Rigby is dressed like Beef Burrito. "Yeah, but all the good stuff will be gone before will get there! This drive is taking forever!" He shouted. "The map says it should be right around here." Benson said. Thomas is dressed like Lone Ranger. "I don't even have the map!" He shouted. "Guys, guys, calm down! I'm sure everything will be fine." (Y/n) said, she was dressed as a witch. "You shut it, Thomas! What did I tell you about talking to me?" Muscle Man snapped. "Leave him alone, Muscle Man!

Why do you always have to pick on him like that?" (Y/n) asked angrily. "It's bad enough he doesn't get paid." Benson said. "Benson!" (Y/n) scolded. "Wait, you guys are getting paid?" Thomas asked. Skips is dressed like Dracula. "Benson, you sure you know where we're going? I haven't seen a house for miles!" He said. "It's fine, I know what I'm doing." Benson flips his eye patch to the other eye. Rigby groans.

"Ugh! I'm dying of boredom back here." He said. "We could pass the time with a game of "I Spy". Pops said. "No thank you." (Y/n) said. "No way. You got carsick the last time we played that." Rigby said. "I know! How about some scary stori-i-i-es?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah-yuh!" Rigby said. "Bad idea, Mordecai .

Pops can't handle scary stories, remember?" (Y/n) asked. "Party pooper." Rigby said, and she glares at him. "Oh, nonsense. I'll be fine." Pops said. "Are you sure, Pops?" (Y/n) raised an eyebrow. "Yes, I can manage." He replied. "Well okay..." (Y/n) said. "But if he gets scared, you two are in serious trouble." Benson said to Mordecai and Rigby. "Yeah, yeah." Rigby said. "All right. It all started at the Bowling Alley on a dark and stormy night." Mordecai said.

~Payback~

(Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost, and Steve, Mordecai's uncle, are playing a free-for-all bowling match at Stardust Lanes. Mordecai bowls a strike. "WHOOOOAAAAA! That's game!" (Y/n), Rigby, Muscle Man and HFG grumble to themselves. "Ha ha. Yeah, you show them how you roll it, Mordi. Heyyyyy!" Steve said. Mordecai laughs nervously. "Yeah. Thanks, Uncle Steve." He said. "Man, forget this! You already won three games in a row!" Muscle Man points back to Uncle Steve. "Plus, your weirdo uncle is making me uncomfortable with his lame tie." He said.

"Just dressing for the occasion, my man. Don't act like you're not jealous of this." He pulls his tie and it lights up. "Come on, Fives. Let's bail." Muscle Man said. "Yeah, let's go, Mordecai." Rigby said. "Yeah Mordecai. It's getting late." (Y/n) said. "Aw, come on, one more game, or are you guys afraid to lose?" Mordecai asked. "No way, bro!" Muscle Man said. "Ha! As if!" (Y/n) said. "Oh, it is on!" Rigby said. "Ha ha. Yea-a-h! Uncle Steve, you down to play another game?" Mordecai asked. "I don't know, Mordi. I'm kinda low on fundage. This tie wasn't cheap, you know." Uncle Steve said.

"It's cool, Uncle Steve. I got five bucks." Mordecai said. "Oh, no, Mordi. I-I couldn't." Uncle Steve said. "Don't worry about it. You can pay me back later. I know you're good for it." Mordecai said. "Okay. I promise I'll get you back." Uncle Steve said. Mordecai hands Uncle Steve his five bucks. "Yea-a-h! Game on! Unh! Unh! Unh! Unh! Hey-hey!" He then bumps into Uncle Steve and his tie gets stuck in the ball return. "Whoa! Oh, no! My tie!" Uncle Steve sad. "Uncle Steve!"