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World's Best Boss

The screen changes to a figure of a man. It then shows "World's Best Boss" in red, with a question mark slowly appearing in the middle. "But only one can be the "World's Best Boss". And doesn't the world's best boss deserve the world's best mug?" The question mark shifts into a mug spinning around, and a man grabs it and starts drinking out of the mug. "It's not just any mug, it's the best mug. The best mug in the world." He then throws the mug to the ground, rips his shirt off,

and begins to play a key-tar. "Order Now!" "That's perfect!" Pops said. "Yeah, and they guarantee overnight shipping." Rigby said. "What are you waiting for, bro? Order it!" Y/N clicks the Order button. The next morning, everyone is waiting outside of the house. "Argghh! What's taking so long?" Mordecai asked. "It should be here by now." Skips said. "I hope it arrives soon. Benson will be here any minute." Pops said. "It's probably just stuck in traffic." Muscle Man said. "Dude, Muscle Man, what's with the tie?" Rigby asked. "It's called business casual. I'm just trying to look nice for Benson's anniversary." Muscle Man said. "Were we suppose to dress up?" Thomas asked. "I can go change into my dress." Y/N offered.

A horn is heard and the delivery truck arrives. "Delivery." Y/N walks to the delivery man and takes the signing paper. "Finally!" Rigby said. "Sign here, please." Y/N signs the paper and two man carry out the package, which is unusually large. "Whoa." Thomas said. "Ehh... We ordered a regular size mug, right?" Skips asked. The delivery truck leaves. "That box is huge!" Rigby said. "It must be full of packing peanuts or something." Mordecai said. "I'll open it!" Pops walks to the package. "Benson will be so delighted wi-" while he's opening the package,

he is hit by an arm inside it. "Pops!" Everyone shouted. A second arm then appears and both of them tear the box in half, revealing a man. He smirks and drinks from the World's Best Boss coffee mug, sighing afterwards. Mordecai, Rigby, Y/N, and Muscle Man come to check on Pops. "Pops, are you okay?" Y/N asked. Pops grumbles in pain. "Dude, what's your problem?" Mordecai demanded. "If you order the World's Best Boss mug, you have to be prepared to meet the world's best boss." The man raises his arms. "Woo!" He walks towards the park workers. "Doug McFarland. At your service." He said, and Y/N scoffs. "Give me a break, you?" She asked mockingly. "Who cares who you are? Give us the mug!!" Muscle Man shouted.

"I'm afraid I can't do that. Only the world's best boss can drink from this mug." Doug drinks from the mug. "Well, Benson is a far greater boss than you!" Pops shouted. "And even if he isn't, we paid for that thing, so hand it over!" Rigby shouted, and Y/N glares at him. "We"?" She asked. Rigby chuckles nervously. Doug laughs. "Or else what?" The park team huddle and Skips talks first. "We don't have time for this. Benson will be here soon." Skips said. "He's only one dude. Lets just take it from him!" Muscle Man said. "Uhhh, do Y/N and I have to do this too?" Thomas asked. "Yes!" Everyone, including Y/N shouted. "Alright, Doug. Hand it over." Y/N demanded.

The team starts to walk up to Doug, but he pulls out his phone and dials for help. Four vans and a Motorbike reverse and dump boxes: one man breaks out of a box, then two more men break out of another box, then another man who is carried in by two people rips through the packaging. The last box on the motorbike breaks open with a strong man coming out of it. The park team stands together, looking surprised. "Uhh..." Rigby said. The men who has broken out of boxes come together and line up next to Doug. He takes another sip from the cup. "Oh, did you meet my staff? The best in the biz. They got me this mug, so you're gonna have to work it out with them." The park team clenches their fists and raises them. "Not a problem." Y/N said.

"Ok, team. Top priority on today's agenda: teach these losers how we do business." Doug's employees and the park team line up and face each other. The employee at the front of Doug's line then shouts, and the park team does the same, and the battle begins. Both lines then charge at each other and begin to fight. Mordecai punches one of the employees, but Pops gets punched by one. Rigby flings himself onto the strongest employee's face, growling. The employee swiftly pushes him to the ground. Muscle Man tackles an employee, but gets punched right after. Thomas and Y/N and another employee walk by, tussling. "Looking good, gentlemen." He raises his mug in the air and takes a sip as he walks forward. "Extra vacation days for the guy with the most knockouts!" McGinley punches Mordecai to the ground. "I'm liking the initiative, McGinley." He takes another sip.

Muscle Man is being held down by one of Doug's staff when the employee gets a phone call and answers it. "Rogers, shred the T.I.E. report." Doug said. "T.I.E. report?" Rogers asked. Doug points to Muscle Man's tie with his cup. "Yeah, the T.I.E. report." He said. Muscle Man looks at his tie. "Oh no, bro." Rogers is on the phone. "I'm on it, sir." Rogers brings in a transparent paper shredder, switches it on, and places Muscle Man's tie into the shredder blades, with him still tied to it. Muscle Man's tie is being shredded, with Rogers holding him down. Muscle Man then starts to squeal. Benson suddenly comes walking over with his clipboard,

looking at the papers. "Guys, none of the chores were done yester—" Benson pauses to look at the fight going on. "What the...?" He then holds both hands up in the air, the clipboard being in one, and yells: "What are you guys doing?!" "Uhhh..." Mordecai grunts. "Can you come back in a couple of minutes?" He grunts again. "It's suppose to...be a surprise..." Mordecai said as he's strangled by one of Doug's staff. Mordecai gets punched, and he groans. Doug then turns around after seeing Benson, and walks towards him. "Oh. So you must be Benson. Can't say I'm impressed with what I've seen so far." Doug raises his arms. "Wooo!" He said. "What?" Benson asked. "I can't believe your employees thought you deserve this mug." Doug said.

"Mug? What is this guy talking about?" Benson asked his employees. "We wanted to get you a World's Best Boss mug for your anniversary!" Rigby gets punched down and shouts in pain. "That's ridiculous, I'm far from being the world's best anything. And why would I want a mug? Just stop, guys." Benson said. "No! You deserve it, Benson! You're a good boss!" Y/N shouted, and she gets punched by another worker, then gets her hands held behind her back tightly. Pops stands off with an employee. "Indeed! You've never missed a day of work!"

The employee punches him, and he falls down the house steps. An employee sweeps his leg under Skips, and he falls flat under the garage door. "And you stayed later than anyone else." The garage door of the house is dropped onto him. "Oww!" Skips shouted. Thomas is kneed into the chest and he falls to the ground, holding the spot that was hit. "You always remember our names..." Thomas said. "And even though you're mad most of the time, it's usually our fault...!" Rigby shouted, He groans as he's elbowed into the ground. "Aw, how sweet." Doug takes a sip from the mug. "What are you doing? Call off your guys!" Benson demanded. "You can't stop in the middle of a job. Let the employees work it out."

Benson looks at his reflection on the World's Best Boss mug, and frowns. He then sees Muscle Man being held down by Doug's staff, his tie almost shredded while he continues to squeal. Benson becomes angry, runs towards Muscle Man, and punches the staff holding him down. The employee loses his grip, and Muscle Man grabs the shredder and puts it over the staff's head. He then kicks the employee's head and he falls to the ground. Benson and Muscle Man run towards Skips.

"What are you doing?" The strong employee is about to step on Skips' head, but Muscle Man lunges towards him from behind and crushes his head into the side wall of the stairs. He grabs the man and throws him down while Benson frees Skips. "Stop them!" Benson and Pops are back to back, punching any of Doug's staff that approach them, and High Five Ghost frees Mordecai by pulling on one of the employee's shirts and pushing him off the balcony of the house. Thomas comes to help Y/N, and punches the man holding her hands back in the face.

"Everybody together!" Benson, Mordecai, Y/N, Pops, and High Five Ghost break the banister and use it as a charging pole. They push three of Doug's employees into the other banister and they fall into the bushes. "No, you can't do that!" The park team gathers together and approaches him, who is still holding the mug in his hand. "What kind of a boss are you?" Doug asked. "The world's best boss." Benson punches Doug and he falls backwards, dropping the mug and landing in the delivery van.

He then falls on the hand brakes, hits the side window, and falls onto the acceleration pedal. This drives the delivery van forwards, where it collides with a passing truck and turns into an obliterated black mess. Y/N then picks up the mug and wipes it with her hand. "Here, Benson. You earned this." She gives it to him. Muscle Man swings his jumper in the air. "Woo-woo!" He shouted. Benson takes the mug. "Thanks, guys. I know that I'm not the best boss in the world, but it's nice to have a mug that says that I am. Now... CLEAN UP THIS MESS OR YOU'RE ALL FIRED!!!" Benson walks away with the mug in his hand, and the park employees stand in silence.