Cade: Look, old timer, we don't have a ton of Patience for riddles right now.
Burton: Yes, but you want to know, don't you, "dude", why they keep coming here. To Earth. Right?
They then hear a car approaching.
Burton: I do so love perfect timing.
They see Hot Rod arrive.
Burton: What a bitchin' car she is!
Hot Rod throws out Viviane who is still angry at being kidnapped.
Hot Rod: No, no, no, little lady. Why do you have to be like that? Pourquoi?
Viviane hits Hot Rod.
Cade: So, is this a kidnapping sort of situation or her first Transformer experience?
Burton: It's both, really.
Hot Rod: Do not hit me again!
Burton: But she does have a rather nice fight-or-flight response.
Hot Rod: She's very difficult.
Once things calm down, Sir Burton takes them inside.
Burton: My name is Edmond Burton, 12th Earl of Folgan. Last surviving member of the order of the Witwiccans.
Cade: What's up?
Viviane sits down as she sees Hot Rod looking in.
Viviane: Does he have to loom like that?
Hot Rod then speaks French.
Viviane: "Ut" what?
Hot Rod repeats himself.
Viviane: "Ut rut"?
Burton: Hot rod. It's his French accent.
Viviane: Is he French?
Burton: No, he just likes the accent.
Hot Rod: No, no, no! I hate the accent! But I can't get rid of it. I'm stuck with the accent.
Burton: He's a soldier, miss Viviane. He swore an oath to your father to protect you.
Cade: Some dad you got there. That is a nice ride. I mean, you can roll right up to Buckingham Palace in that thing.
Viviane: Okay, you, American man, shut it. What am I doing here?
Charlie: Yeah, why is she here?
Burton: Introductions. Miss Viviane Wembly. Master of history, Oxford. Doctor of philosophy, also Oxford. And doctor of letters, again Oxford, I think. Anything else? Anyway, meet Charlie Watson and Cade. Yeager.
Cade: Cade Yeager. I'm an inventor.
Viviane: You're an inventor.
Cade: Yes, I am.
Viviane: What have you invented?
Cade: A lot of things.
Viviane: Like?
Cade: Like a lot of things. Like... Things that you've heard of.
Viviane: Like?
Cade: Well, things that you will have heard of, okay? Patents are pending.
Viviane: Ah.
Cade: "Ah"? Don't say that. What's "ah"? You know, I could do that, too. "I'm English, and I'm too cool for feelings." What, I've come here to be insulted by some over-educated ivory-tower Princess in a stripper dress?
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