Always Second Best... (Adam x Reader)

Chapter 21

"But these are souls, human souls just the same as the ones you have up in heaven." Charlie spoke broken heartily, which I felt bad.

"They are not the same. They had their chance, and they earned damnation." Lute spoke coldly, as her face never changed expression under and above her mask.

"You're wrong! Sinners made mistakes, sure. But everyone makes mistakes!" Charlie exclaimed, which pissed Lute off.

"Angels don't make mistakes." Lute growled, which my head hung low... As I made a ton of mistakes, and still won myself to heaven.. But I was different, I might be the first half winner half sinner...

"You really think that?" I piped up the same time as Charlie, which Lute looked like she wanted to kill me. But Adam shushed her, as he put his hand on my thigh again.

"Shut up cunt, because I know that." Lute growled lowly, which made me sink in my seat.

"Yeah. I've never made a mistake, in my fucking life!" Adam grinned, which I looked at him. He then whispered to me, 'babe I'm just playing my part.'

"The only reason you're still here, is because daddy gave you and your hell-born kind, a pardon from an exorcist blade. How does that feel? To know how little, you matter." Lute taunted, which made me feel sick to my stomach...

"Oops, almost out of time. Guess we should get into it." Adam scoffed, which Charlie panicked.

"Oh! Fuck!!" Charlie shouted, as she grabbed some papers and got closer to us so we could see.

(Y/n) - tilted
Adam - bold
Charlie - underline
Adam and (y/n) - titled and bold

"Alright I've got a lot to get through, and not a lot of time and I feel like you weren't hearing me before, so here it goes! *clears throat*" Charlie spoke fast, which made my head spin.

I know hell's population, is out of control! It's a bad situation, it's taking a toll...
Charlie sang, which Adam looked at me and I looked at him. Lute, just scoffed.

If we rehab these sinners, and cleanse all their souls at my Hazbin Hotel!
"Wait im getting ahead of myself, right extermination!" Charlie spoke, as she looked for her drawing to present. As Adam places his head on both of his hands, while Lute rolls her eyes.

I know you guys fly down here just to kill once a year, and it must be annoying to schlep all the way here.
Charlie sang, being all cupcakes and rainbows. Which I sighed, as I know how this ends.

If they join you in heaven, that trip disappears! You can wave that chore farewell, *inhales* it'll be a happy day in-
Charlie was cut off by Adam, as he scoffed and put his hand up.

Let me stop you right there, save us all precious time.
"Um okay?" Charlie spoke, as Adam sung.

If what your suggesting is letting them climb, up the ladder. Oh they'd rather cross the pearly gates?
"Well uhh..." Charlie try's to speak again, but I sing which makes Adam smirk, as he squeezes my thigh before letting go.

Sorry, sweetie but there's no defyin' their fates!
Adam sings as he jumps off his chair, and on the table. Which I follow, and do the same as we hold hands.

'Cause hell is forever, whether you like it or not! Had their chance, to behave better now they boil in the pot!
Adam and I sing, which seems to frustrate Charlie just a little bit.

'Cause the rules are Black and White, there's no use in tryin' to fight it! They're burning for their lives, until we kill 'em again!
As we put Charlie in hallucination scenarios, she rips a bit of her presentation papers. "Okay but-" Charlie was cut off again, as Adam smirks.

Just try to chillax, babe you're wasting your breathe. Did I hear you imply that, they don't deserve death?
Adam snickered, which Charlie backed away.

Are they winners? Are they sinners? 'Cause it's cut and dry, fair is fair! An eye for an eye!! Yeah!!
"Well actually, if you take a look-" Charlie was cut off again. Which I smirk at Adam, as he grabs my waist. Then we both fly up, as the heavenly light blinds Charlie and I think Lute too.

And when all's said and done!
There's the question of fun
And for those of us with divine ordainment, extermination is entertainment!!
As Charlie try's to cover her eyes from the light, just to see me and Adam.

Guitar solo, fuck ya!
Adam sings, as he's making his hands look like he's hold a guitar. Which me and Lute, dance around Adam.

Hell is forever, whether you like it or not. Had their chance to behave better, now they boil in the pot! 'Cause the rules are Black and White, there's no use in tryin' to fight it! They're burning for their lives, until we kill 'em again!
As golden exorcists emerge from the walls, and Charlie was getting cornered. She said something, but none of us heard it. Then Adam snapped his fingers, and his guitar appeared as I snapped my finger and mine appeared.

Fuckin' hell is forever and it's meant to suck a lot, so give up your dumb endeavour! 'Cause you don't have a shot!!
Adam sings, as we strum our guitars to make the music louder. As the golden exorcists came to our side, then Charlie's demon form appeared as now Adam has her pissed.

Long as I've got your attention, I guess I should probably mention. That we've made the determination, to move up the next extermination!
"What?!" Charlie shook, as Adam chuckled.

Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts, I know it's just been a week. But we'll be back in six months!!
Adam grabs Charlie's wrist, and throws her out the room. As me and Adam, are playing our guitars as the door shuts.

"Um wait, can you ugh!- Awwe shit!!" We heard Charlie from the other side of the door, as then Adam ends the meeting.

"Welp Lute you said you found something in the last extermination?" Adam spoke, which I tilted my head.

"Yes sir, follow me." Lute spoke, as me and Adam both followed her.

As Lute sends out a heaven ship, down to hell. We follow her back to the meeting room, as she puts up a protector as we watch the ship to go down to hell. Which we were confused, then an exorcist's dead body came on the screen...

"We found the body sir and uh ma'am." Lute spoke, as her voice deepens with anger.

"They've never managed to kill one of us before, we should just go down there now and destroy them!!" Lute yells, as she walks towards the table as her hands are crumbled into fists.

"No, no! We can't risk them catching on, but don't worry when we come back. There won't be a demon left alive, to pull a stunt like this again!!" Adam growls, as his hand crumbles into a fist and comes smashing down on the projector.