The Regular Show Thomas X Reader

Take the Cake

"Alright, here you go." She opens the box with a cake inside that says: "Happy b-day Mr. Maellard. "Woaaaaahhhh...." Mordecai and Rigby said. "Also, you guys get our last free cake pastries." She gives the pastries to Rigby. "This is ridiculous! I've been here longer than anybody!" The woman shouted. "I'm sorry, ma'am, but the sign says pre-paid customers get tended to first, so maybe you should learn how to read." The female employee said. "WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Rigby and everyone said, and Y/N bursts into laughter. The female customer gets angry. "Haha, okay, thanks for the cake. Bye!" Y/N, Mordecai and Rigby run out with the cake box. They then tie the cake on top of the cart and begin to drive away.

"This job was a piece of cake." Y/N said. "Yeah, it was." Rigby said as he munches on the pastry. "Hahahahahaa." Mordecai and Rigby laughed. "Hand me one of them victory pastries." Mordecai said. "Uuuhhhh...." Rigby said. "Aw, man, did you eat all three of them?" Mordecai asked. "Sorry, the second one just fell in my mouth." Rigby said. "Augh! You're the worst." Suddenly, the female customer from Top Teir Cakes drives up in her car and bumps into the cart. "What the?!" Y/N asked. She growls, and the car roof falls off. " LINE CUTTERS!" She picks up a cake knife. "LINE CUTTERS ARE GONNA GET CUT!" She shouted. "AAAAAHHHH! She's got a cake cutter! Let's get outta here!" Rigby shouted. "Time to shake this cake witch!" Mordecai pumps the gas pedal and passes the green car. She then bumps the green car off the road, and it explodes as they scream and turn to the left. She growls as she sees a Road Closed sign.

"Wait, what does it say? I wish I could read!" She drives past the Road Closed sign and falls into a small hole in the road. Y/N, Mordecai and Rigby drive into an alley and accidentally bump into a pothole. The cake box slips off the top of the cart and the cake splatters all over the alley road as they gasp. "Ooooooooooooh! Road cake!" People come out from their hiding places in the alley. They approach the road cake and start mooching off it. Y/N, Mordecai and Rigby scream as they run to them. The alley leader's phone rings. "Time for the meeting with accounting!

If we're late, Tokyo will drop the deal! Come on!" They go to their car and drive off. Y/N, Mordecai and Rigby look at the damaged cake. "Oh, boy." Mordecai said. "What're we gonna do?" Y/N asked worriedly. Later at the house, Mr. Maellard rolls up to Benson in his limo. "Hello, Mr. Maellard." Benson said. "Where's Pops? We're gonna be late to my birthday dinner." Mr. Maellard asked. "Birthday? It's your birthday today?" Benson asked. "Yes. But I'm sure you don't have anything planned." Mr. Maellard said. "Benson laughs. "Of course, how could I? I only just now found out about it. Just now. But you know what? I think Pops is at the snack bar. Let me take you there." He said.

"Mmm. Let's go see "Pops at the snack bar." Mr. Maellard said. "Right this way." Mr. Maellard goes to the cart. Benson whips out his walkie talkie. "I'm taking Papa Eagle out to the field. We'll be back at the nest shortly. Do you copy?" Benson asked. "Who's the eagle again?" Skips asked. Benson sighs. "Maellard is the eagle. It was in the email!" Benson grunts and heads off. In the kitchen, CJ and Eileen are with Y/N, Mordecai and Rigby. "Okay. So I get that you don't have enough money for a new cake, but you really don't know how to make one? Isn't it like, one of your food groups?" CJ asked. "Hey! Less judgy, more cakey!" Rigby said. "There's not a lot of time. Can you help us or not?" Y/N asked. "Does angel food cake cool upside down?" Elieen asked.

"Uhh..." Mordecai and Rigby said, and Y/N face palmed. "Yes. The answer is yes." Eileen said. Everyone pitches in to make a new cake. The finished result is a four-layer cake. "You guys are awesome. This is even better than the cake Benson bought. He should be paying us!" Rigby said. "Come on, let's get this outside." Mordecai said. Eileen opens the door for Mordecai and CJ to get the cake outside, but because the cake is too wide, they are not sure how to get through the door. "Uh oh." Y/N said. "Eileen, what did you do? It doesn't fit out the door!" Rigby said. "Hey, I can't do the math if I don't have the whole equation." She said. "Ughhh!" Rigby said. Meanwhile Benson spoke in his walkie talkie. "I'm taking Papa Eagle out to the field. We'll be back at the nest shortly. Do you copy?" He asked.