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Oh no.. he's hot.

"Do you perhaps have a crush on him?" He admitted.. with a jealous tone.

...

"Me- with him?-" I was holding back my laugh

He has prob never touched a woman in his life... not to mention he'll get destroyed by my brothers.

"Answer it." His grip tightened on my chin

"Ouu ouu- fine! I don't." I grabbed his wrist and took his hand away from my chin

"Then what was it about?" Orter backed up and fixed his glasses

"It was about the arrangement of the books in the library."

"Oh." Orter stayed very silent after that.

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"Family dinner, eh?" I raised the wine glass

"FAMILY DINNER BRO!" Delisaster raised his glass aswell

"HELL YEAH-" I cheered alongside Delisaster

Were both simple artificial humans. See goofy be goofy.

Doom and Famin had a stare off while Epidem was you know it... daydreaming about pudding

Someone give Epidem a better personality..

"Look (Name)! I brought you an entire bottle of the FIIINEST wine in the realm." Delisaster placed down the bottle and holy hell was the bottle literally shining...

"And how much did you pay for this..?" I slowly turned my head to him

"Mmm~ I couple lond!" He giggled

...

"You spent all MY money didnt you.." I stood up

"Bro?? Why would you-"

I grabbed the bottle and placed it infront of me, openning the bottle

"You dont even have a couple lond.. the amount of lond you posess doesnt even make it into the negatives!-"

"That's so meaaan broo..."

"So mean? I'll show you mean-" I chugged down the entire bottle in one go

How? I dunno I'm built differently

"Woah woah bro!- Calm down-" Delisaster was panicking now...

Ya dont wanna see what (Name) got cooking

I walked over to Delisaster

"Delisaster.."

"Bro.. bro bro bro-" Delisaster was slowly backing up

Hell no.

I slapped him on the cheej

"WHY ARE YOU SO OLD LAH WHY YOU CANT EVEN GET A WIFE??"

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