Scratch it.. || Dangan V3 x Fem! Reader ||

01 - Bear with me !

Okay? It's not like I was going to say anything to you anyway. After that weird introduction, Rantaro talked about how if there were 17 of us it could mean something.. does he know something?

While everyone continued to talk, another voice that overpowered all the other's spoke.

"Okayyyyy, quiet everyone! Shimmy down, shimmy down!"

"No, no, no. It's "simmer down."

"Who the hell was that?" I subconsciously spoke. I wouldn't be surprised if I started hearing things, like this shrill annoying voice.

Everyone seemed to be panicking. Their faces plastered with fear and anxiety. I hope I didn't look like that. Rantaro seemed to be laid back though, like he's been through this before.

As if things couldn't possibly get any weirder, the mech things from before jumped appeared and surrounded us! Okay... so all that running for nothing.

"Thanks for bearing with us!" They all said in unison.

A dude with gel induced spiked hair yelled
"Damn it! There are more monsters! We're surrounded!"

"These aren't monsters. They're Exisals" The red transformer corrected.

"They're highly mobile, bipedal weapons platforms"

"Weapons?!" I shouted as well as a capped boy who hasn't really said anything this whole time.

"Should we take these for a spin by killin' one of 'em!?"

Some screaming and shouting circulated as the "Exisals" kept talking about ways to take us off this earth. It also seems that there are.. things inside of them. They said they weren't supposed to, "show up" until later.

Well I was somewhat right. 5.. bears? Popped out of the mechs kinda epically. This is like, totally a fever dream. "That explains the 'bearing with us' joke.." I mumbled.

"Rise and shine, ursine! We're the monokubs!" They said all together.

What in the world is happening right now. Monokubs? Am I even alive? Did I take too much oxy at a party..?

"See? We're outta the exisals. Now we're not scary anymore, right? Right? Right!?" The red bear desperately said. I don't know what it was trying to get out of us. A long way from trust, that's for sure.

So the bears and the rest of the students talk amongst each other, not in a friendly way. More in a "give me answers" "I'm going to ignore your question" kinda way.

The blue one is extremely vulgar and over the top, the yellow one is kinda a smartass, the pink one is obviously the girl, the red one is the leader and seems to make least sense and finally, the green one doesn't even talk.

"This is exactly what I thought it was" Rantaro said. Now I wanted to know what he knew. Was he behind this? That's a bold assumption..

"Gahhh! Shut up, you! All o' you are reactin' way too normally to this! It's boring!" The blue kub shouted while the red and yellow one discussed.

"Actually...don't their clothes seem kinda boring, too?"

"Wait a minute... Ya think maybe they haven't been given their first memory yet?"

"Huh? That shoulda happened before they woke up..."

First memory? Was I brainwashed?!

"Hey!" The blue kub growled. "Who the hell are you punks?"

Isn't he supposed to know?

Then the yellow one mentioned ultimate talents. Everyone claimed they didn't have one, me included. What was someone like me so ultimately good at?

"I knew it! They haven't gotten their first memory yet!"

"Monophanie...weren't you in charge of that?" I yellow one slowly turned to the pink kub, who I now know was named Monophanie.

She's sleeping.

Anyway, they talked about the ultimate hunt and our talents that we lost because of them. This was so much to take in and my peanut brain couldn't keep up.

"The first thing we need you guys to do is remember your true selves." The red kub spoke. So did Monophanie, who was "sleep" a second ago..

"Yeah! You need to reclaim your sealed talents by regaining your memories!" She excitedly exclaimed.

No one seemed to understand and all questions that were asked were unanswered. The monokubs seemed to be getting agitated with our confusion. It's not our fault!

"Let's do this already. No one wants to watch a bunch of generic high school whiners."

"First, we'll update your wardrobe so you guys look all cute and spiffy!"

The yellow and the blue kub said. The mechs threw up clothes and moved in mystical way. Something magical started to happen.. something out of a movie. How was this even happening right now?

The random clothes appeared on me, and they didn't look too bad. At least they didn't take away my piercings. They even added some skull clips in my hair! Sick. How'd they do it though..

"Mm-hm! Looking good! Now you look more like Ultimates." Monophanie seemed pleased with our outfits.

"Ultimates..? Really?" The boy with a cap said, not so sure of himself. I mean, I wouldn't blame him.

"Next up," the yellow kub started, "the memory youse all been waiting for."

"Hell yeah! Get ready! Once the seal is broken, we'll be in the domain of the killing game!"

Killing game? What the-

"Now then, after the Flashback Light helps you remember your amazing talents... This amazing story will begin for real this time!"

I couldn't even ask a frantic question. I started tripping, like I was on acid. Everything seemed so bright and it hurt my eyes, but I couldn't close them. A thousand words and thoughts I didn't have before ran through my mind.

Then it all stopped and went black.

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Word count: 1427

I haven't wrote fanfic in a hot fat second so excuse me. The first few parts may be boring cuz I'm tryna get the boring stuff done so it's not rushed ya feel me? Okay bye bye until next time :3