Scratch it.. || Dangan V3 x Fem! Reader ||

03 - Talentless

"Dammit.. where the hell is it?"

"Hey, whatcha lookin' for?" I crept up behind her. I must've startled her pretty bad because her reaction wasn't so nice.

"Don't sneak up on me, bitch!"

"What?.."

I was hesitant to say anything back. Hopefully, I didn't look like a punk, 'cause I'm not. Luckily, Shuichi had something to say before I could get a word out.

"H-Hey, I'm sorry if (name) scared you, but isn't your reaction a bit—"

Poor Shuichi couldn't even finish his sentence before the girl started to open her mouth again.

"Hey crotchrot, you starin' at my tits?"

Woah??

I looked over at the detective who was sweating and turning a nice shade of pink. Oh, so he was looking? I took a quick glance at what the girl was talking about before. They weren't all that.

"N-No, I wasn't staring! My eyes just happened to look there..."

"Sounds like an excuse to me.." I added. Shuichi looked at me in disbelief to which I just shrugged. If you're gonna look, you gotta come up with better excuses than that!

Then the girl began to ramble on about her knowing a pervert when she sees one. She said Shuichi's hat and pants played into him being a perv. He got really defensive about his hat, which scared the vile girl. I wonder if he's bald or something.

She introduced herself as Miu Iruma, the ultimate inventor. For some reason, I had a feeling she'd come in handy if we were truly stuck in this place. She seems almost extremely intolerable though.

She talked about some of the inventions she's made, mostly the ones involving sleep. Then she explained how she was looking for some meds to forget about this situation, which Kaede got on her for. Honestly, it doesn't sound like such a bad idea.. but I'd rather not be scolded by Ms. Akamatsu.

We explored more of the first floor, including bathrooms which weren't that interesting. Then we came across a classroom near another set of stairs. We went in and saw two students.

One was a shorter boy with spiky hair and an all-white outfit with a white and black checkered scarf. The other person.. or so it seemed, had really pointy hair and looked unusual. I can't
describe what he is wearing.

"Heeey! Wait for me!" The shorter one called out.

"Please stop! Don't come any closer!" Looks like he's being harassed. He's being chased and looks extremely uncomfortable. Guess I should stop minding my own business and interfere.

"Lemme touch your body a little! I've always wanted to be friends with a robot!" The boy in all white said.

"What? A robot?!" I said a little too loudly. I didn't mean to sound that surprised. That would explain why the other guy looked so weird.

"..What is it? Are you another robophobe?" He narrowed his eyes while asking. I didn't even know that was a thing.

"No! Sorry.. I didn't mean—"

"I have a recording function. If you make any robophobic remarks, I will see you in court"

You can go to court for being robophobic?? Is this for real?

"Are you...one of the Monokubs—" Shuichi got cut off by the robot. Man, he has got to start speaking faster.

"Do not compare me to those toys! I am not just any old robot! I am K1-BO, the ultimate robot. Please, address me as Keebo" (or Kiibo idk which one it is actually)

"That's not faaair!" The other boy whined. "You can't be the only one who gets to show off! I'll introduce myself, too!"

"Go ahead, little guy. No one's stopping you" I blankly said.

"I'm Kokichi Oma, the ultimate supreme leader!" He shouted. He was definitely one of the more interesting people I've met so far.

"By the way, I've learned the hard way that a robot's breath smells like gasoline"

"My breath does not smell like gasoline! I am powered by electricity!" Keebo shouted back.

"Nee—heehee...I'm just kidding"

Okay, to be honest, that laugh thing was kinda cute.

Kokichi and Keebo continued to argue about robot-related things.. something's didn't need to be said. The conversation broke when Kaede asked Kokichi to explain what being an ultimate supreme leader meant.

"Oh.. I'm just the leader of an evil secret organization. That's all" he said sinisterly. Seriously? A tiny guy like him runs an evil organization?

"I gotta say, it's pretty impressive. My organization has over 10,000 members!"

"You're lying! There's no way a little dude like you can run an organization that big!" I did some motions with my hands to add dramatic flair. I just wasn't convinced. Kokichi looked at me with an interesting expression on his face.

"You stole my line! I am a liar"

"So you were lying just now?" Kaede budged in.

"Well, I am the supreme leader of an evil secret organization. That part was true!"

I still wasn't convinced. How were you going to tell me you're a liar and then try to tell me something is true. Now I don't believe him at all!

"Yeah? Well, I'm not convinced" I crossed my arms and shifted my weight onto one leg. Kokichi just smiled and laughed. "Nee-heehe... I wouldn't tell youuuu if it was true anyway!"

We chatted with the two students a little longer. I liked Kokichi. I like the little laugh he does after almost every snarky or goofy remark. He seems like he'd be chaotic in a good way.. besides the lying. He said he liked all the variety in my outfit after I talked about his plain white one. I mean, what if you spill something on yourself? Then your outfit is ruined.

I feel bad for Keebo too. I never knew that being robophobic was a thing and now that we might be stuck here for a while, he's gonna have to hear a whole lot of robophobic remarks from Kokichi. Keebo is alright. I think it's cool that he studies a lot to know what humans know. He seems pretty human to me!

So with that, me and the other two ulitmates left the classroom. Still by the staircase, I suggested we head down them. Shuichi seemed a bit unsure of going down, but Kaede of course pushed forward.

"Let's proceed with caution! With you at the front, shuichi!"

"Ah...so I'm in front. I see..."

"Better get to walkin', Mr. Detective"

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Word count: 2084

We're slowly making our way thru the boring part. Imma try to speed through cuz it's kinda boring me out too (not that anyone cares jus thought I'd say that). Also, the title names might not make sense because nothing is really happening or I'm just pulling stuff outta nowhere :3