RC9GN x Ninja reader

Got stank?

"Drop that piano!" the Ninja orders. "NOTONUS!" I quickly scream before narrowly avoiding the falling piano. The Ninja however wasn't so lucky. He then uses his sword to cut himself a ninja sized hole to get out. "I probably should have seen that coming" he says. "Yeah, you should have" I deadpan.

Suddenly the monster roars and throws a tuba at us. "LOOK OUT!" I yell before we jump out the way. He then throws a flute at us which I catch and hand it back to Flute Girl with a bored expression. "Princess Tootie, I almost lost you" she gasps while stroking the flute.

The monster then roars again and grabs two clarinets off two students. "Hey you, cowbell" Ninja calls out the student with cowbells. "Cowbell me!" he tells him. The student shrugs before throwing them at him.
"What the heck is he going to do with those?" I think to myself. The monster then attacks with the clarinets and Ninja blocks with the cowbells. "Oh, now I get it" I whisper to myself.

Just then I came up with a plan of my own. I grab a pair of large cymbals and crept up behind the monster. Then I smash the cymbals together on his head which completely stuns him.
"Nice one" Ninja compliments as I land next to him. "We gotta find a way to destroy this thing!" I say. "Whoa, whoa! We can't destroy Bucky!" Ninja exclaims. "Wait a second, THATS BUCKY!" I yell. "Yeah! Did you not recognise him?!" he resorts. "Oh no I totally recognised the large purple monster that wears the same band uniform as EVERYBODY ELSE!!" I sass.

The Ninja rolls his eyes annoyed before Bucky starts making his way towards us. "Okay so here's a question Bucky, whats exactly going on here, l-like in this area?" Ninja asks. "IF I CAN'T PLAY TRIANGLE IN THE BAND, THEN NO ONE WILL!!!" Bucky roars. Me and a couple of other students then look back at Mrs Wichwacker. "B-but my no show boating policy, he was show boating! You all saw it!" she defends.

I then turn back to Bucky who is about to drop a shelf on a shaky kid with maracas. Luckily the Ninja catches it just in time but struggles to keep it up. "Gonna drop it!" he warns the student. I quickly use my scarf to grab the kid and pull him away.
The Ninja then drops it on himself but then jumps through it. The Bucky monster hisses at us before leaping away and crashing through the wall. "Oh boy!" Ninja gasps. "That's not good" I chime in.

We then look around at the now destroyed classroom as everyone stares at us in awkward silence. "We're just gonna um..." I mumble nervously while holding up a smoke bomb. "SMOKE BOMB!" Ninja shouts as we both drop our bombs and disappear.

~The next day~

Me and the Ninja spent hours last night looking for Bucky. Ninja eventually had to go because he said he had a curfew. I however stayed out longer; which probably wasn't a good idea on a school night.
I honestly don't know how many hours of sleep I got but it clearly wasn't enough.

I tiredly make my way into the library hoping to get a few moments of sleep in there. I sit down and rest my head in my arms at a quiet table in the corner. But just as I'm about to slip out of consciousness I hear my Nomicon buzzing in my bag. "Why now!" I roan as I pull it out and open it up.

I feel myself get shloomped inside and start falling. When I stop falling I see an image of a lady wearing a kimono and a bright green necklace. Next to her these words appeared:

THE EVIL FUNK POSSESSES THE VULNERABLE USING THAT WHICH THEY HOLD MOST DEAR

Then the words disappear and a doodle figure of a female ninja appears. Then some doodled fangs, horns and claws appear on the woman. The female ninja then snaps the necklace off her neck and the doodled monster features disappear and the necklace is no longer green.

"I'm too tired to deal with so this so I'll just figure out what this means later" I yawn before getting shloomped out.

~Time skip~

"(Y/n), (y/n)!" I felt someone shake my shoulder, bringing me out of my sleep. I tiredly open one eye to see Randy Cunningham. "What do you want?!" I groan. "The bell just rang and I didn't want you to miss class" he tells me. "Well... thanks, or whatever" I mumble as I stretch out my arms. "She said thanks!" I hear him squeal to himself. I roll my eyes and pick up my bag ready to leave.

"Say McFist jr, you sit the fish cage right?" Howard then appears out of nowhere. "Yeah?" I reply, already suspicious of where this was going. "Well, we noticed you don't really talk to anyone in there. Soo, we know two guys who would be excellent company for you" Howard beams while pulling Randy closer to him.

I however knew exactly what this was about. "If you're just trying to use me to get into the fish cage it won't work" I scoff before walking off. "What! No, no, that's not the reason at all" Howard defends, but he was clearly lying. "Oh yeah! Then what is the reason?!" I snap.
They take a step back, shocked by my sudden out burst. "Seriously, this library has one rule!" the librarian scolds me. I glare at Howard and Randy one last time before stomping off.

~That night~

"Hopefully with any luck Bucky will show up" I thought. Marci had made me come to another one of Bash's games and I didn't fight it this time since there's a chance that Bucky might show up. Good thing I'm now awake and alert after catching up on some extra zzz's at home.

Suddenly the crowd goes silent as something starts slamming against the doors. But whatever it was could get in. That's when the wall next to it smashes open, revealing Bucky as a monster.
The whole auditorium starts screaming in fear and I evacuate the fish cage and hide behind the bleachers. I tie my mask around my face and turn into the Spirit Ninja.

Bucky roars at the marching band and I smoke bomb in front of them. Just then the Ninja jumps out and lands beside me. "Bucky I do not feel right about beating up a band geek and I'm sure Spirit Ninja can agree but-" the Ninja gets cut off when both get smacked backwards. We both crash into the snack table and lie there for a second.

"I don't think Bucky feels the same about us" I groan in pain. "He killed the snack bar, you make him pay Ninjas! You make him pay!" Howard cries while shaking us both by the scarfs. "Okay easy there buddy" Ninja calms him down.
Suddenly Bucky looms over us and Howard drops us and runs away in fear. Bucky then grabs us and starts shaking us. "Gotta de-stank this geek!" I hear the Ninja say. "My Nomicon said something about that which he holds most dear" I tell him. "Backup dinger!" he then gasps.

I didn't know what he was talking about until I spot the dinger in the band uniform belt. "That which he holds most dear!" I realise. The Ninja then pull out two small balls from his scarf. "NINJA FLASH!" he exclaims as he throws them at Bucky and they explode in his face. This causes Bucky to let go of us and we back flip away. "NINJA SNATCH!" Ninja shouts as I pull out my sword and he uses his scarf to grab the backup dinger.

However Bucky stops him by grabbing his scarf and pulling it towards him. The Ninja get pulled towards him but kicks Bucky in the face.  The dinger falls to the ground and Bucky gets knocked backwards.
I run up next to the Ninja as Bucky gets ready to attack again. The Ninja then kicks the dinger into the air and I slash it with my sword.

Suddenly Bucky shrinks back to his normal self and a green mist leaves his body. He shivers while being buried in his now teared up uniform. "Are you okay?" I ask as I crouch down to him. I try to lift of his uniform but then immediately pull back. "Naked! He is very naked!" I exclaim as I look away. "Maybe we should just leave him, I mean someone else will probably deal with him" the Ninja reassures me. "I guess you're right" I say.

A bunch of students then surrounded us and started cheering. "Ninja high five!" Ninja exclaims while holding his hand up. "Ninja high five!" I repeat while slapping my hand against his. The crow then starts chanting for our smoke bombs so we threw them down and disappeared.