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05 - Killing School Semester

"Huh.. well aren't you a wise guy?" The red exisal spoke up.

"I'll start us off!" the blue exisal roared. "Here's what we want you punkasses to do..."

'Hahhhhh! My heart's goin' 100 miles per hour! I'm gonna say it! You ready!? Hell yeah! it's a—"

Then, the green exisal, or should I say the green monokub, finally said something. The first words I have ever heard it say were,

"KILLING-GAME" in a robotic voice, unlike the other cubs.

Everyone seemed confused, though the Kubs were mostly focused on the green Kub, monodam, speaking. He said it again to confirm what we thought was a misunderstanding. The monokubs began to fight for a reason I didn't pick up. I was too fixated on the words, "killing game"

Their loud arguing and fighting was disrupted by a voice just as sharp and annoying as the monokubs'. "My cute little cubs... You gotta knock off this awful fighting..." the voice spoke sweetly. Whoever they were, their voice was not made for speaking like that.

Then, the monokubs started to yell out all the different ways of saying "dad," but who were they talking about?.. I wouldn't want to see another one of the monokubs if that voice is what they're calling "papa kuma." How would they even have a dad?

The gym lights suddenly turned off quite conveniently. Something uncanny is definitely going to happen. On cue, a split black and white bear with wings, crazy right? flew up from behind the podium on the gym stage and announced himself as the headmaster. The monokubs praised their "dad" shortly after it.. or he? arrived.

"The only reason I can tolerate your tiresome antics is cuz you're all so cute. Even when the prologue is going way too long, I'll allow it because you guys are cute. In fact, the very first prologue ever was only short cuz you cutie-patooties weren't there!"

Why did he say prologue like we were in a book or something? Wait.. "very first" means that-

The monokub's father sucker-punched the five of them for no reason, or a reason I didn't catch. I was kinda deep in thought. Was that even a sucker punch?

"You kids really stand out from the rest of the second-generation failures in the world"

"Isn't that a little harsh? I'm sure there are some second-generation success stories..."

"I can't think of any, though—"

Oh- yikes. That was certainly a sucker punch. Why is he abusing the kids he claims to love so much..? But I guess parents like that exist in real life too. The black and white bear talked about his kids for a little longer before a few from the crowd of students decided to speak again.

"Wh-What is this? What's going on?"

"Another teddy bear appeared..."

"Yes, but that is no ordinary teddy bear. I can see it...the despair and madness swirling around that cursed thing..."

The split bear made an offended gesture, "Whoa... First of all, I'm no teddy bear. I'm Monokuma"

"That's your name? You're still obviously a teddy bear" I told Monokuma. The split bear got visibly upset, "I'm. Not. A. Teddy bear!" he yelled out with his stubby arms in the air. "Show some respect! I'm the headmaster of the Ultimate Academy for Gifted Juveniles!"

"...Headmaster?"

"It appears to be some sort of autonomous robot with a built-in A.L., like me..." Keebo suggested.

'Dong dong dong! The Exisals are different, though! They're brainless buckets of bolts!" The red Kub shouted.

"They're mindless pretty killing machines that can only be controlled by us, the Monokubs"