The Jaune Multiverse

29: Force User

Jaune enters and sees Glynda have her breakfast

Jaune: greetings, Ms. Goodwitch how are you doing?

Glynda: please don't be formal when we're off duty, call me Glynda Mr. Arc.

Jaune: I guess, but please do the same for me call me Jaune.

Kali: ooh I smell something?

Ghira: honey?

Summer: oooh I can tell what it is.

Raven: what are you babbling about?

Tai: I'll never understand women.

Qrow: right with you there.

Robyn: you boys are just dense.

Ironwood: no, you women are just mysterious. I stopped trying to figure you all out.

Ozpin: they truly are the greatest mystery in the universe.

Glynda: as long as your okay with it.

Glynda was having meat and veggies with potatoes while Jaune was having hotdogs and rice with Milk

Glynda: no coffee?

Jaune: it gives me the shits, I was wondering since the Headmaster always drink the stuff, if I follow logic isn't he full of shit?

Ozpin: well I never heard that before.

Salem: it projects a pretty clear image of you dear.

Ozpin just sips in annoyance while the adults that knew him best just laughs

Glynda suppressed laughing hard so much she snorts which caught Jaune's attention

She just blushed and begs him to forget about that momentary slip up

Jaune chuckles and just waved her off letting her know it's okay he'll keep it secret

Cath: now that's cute.

as she recovers from her crying a few minutes ago

The two finishes off their breakfast and bid each other goodbye as they make their way to their respective classes

Jaune was sitting on his chair waiting for his 'victims' I mean students

Sun: hey what's that about?

Spectre: for idiots like you.

Neptune: hey that's just mean.

Nebula: shut it Playboy!

Dew: the stalker has no room to talk.

Olivia and Gwen just nods

Reese: men.

Spectre: oh don't generalize we aren't like them.

Tai: yeah.

Raven: cram it flirt.

He then becomes dejected while Summer pats his back

Summer: don't worry dear I still love you regardless.

Tai: don't patronize me.

Qrow: hahaha.

Spectre: oh don't you dare laugh Mister Drunk like a skunk. You sleeping naked in random places doesn't paint men in a good picture either.

Winter was now laughing like a loon as Willow giggles

The class enters as and takes their seats