A Helluva Time!

~Loo Loo Land~

'Does she even realize how hypocritical she sounds.' He rolled his eyes as she soon focused his attention on his daughter. "Good mooorning, Octavia! Did you sleep well, my owlet?"

"Was that a serious question?" She asked sarcastically before sipping on her cup of liquid sanity. Satan knows she's gonna need it.

"Mm-hmm... What's that you're listening to?" Stolas inquires as he opens the refrigerator to retrieve a massive chunk of zebra meat.

"This song is called "My World is Burning Down Around Me". (beat) It's by Fuck You Dad." She says as Stolas looks down, thinking the name of the band his daughter mentioned is a hurtful remark. "It's a band."

"Ohhhh! How charming..." He said with a bemused tone. Grabbing the zebra meat and feeds it to a massive potted plant situated in a small alcove off the kitchen as he pets it. Sated, it falls dormant, closing its three eyes.

"So, you two done screaming for the day?"

"Umm..." Stella lets out another scream of anger and another potted plant is heard shattering in the distance. "You know what I haven't done in a long, loooong time? I haven't taken you to your favorite place in all of Hel! Why don't we go to Loo Loo Land?"

"I'm not five anymore." She grumbled, knowing that he wasn't listening at all.

"You always were so happy when I took you to Loo Loo Land! What do you say we go there again, have a day, just the two of us?" He says hopefully. Gesturing to a large picture beside them. One of a young Octavia with a wide smile with an equally happy Stolas and Stella who was rolling her eyes but smiled nonetheless.

"I'd... rather kill myself." She said flatly, wanting nothing more than to be emo anywhere other than there.

"There we go! Anything but staying in this house. Now, I'll arrange our security." Stolas picks up a phone carried on a platter by his now bruised and battered servant.

"Security for a theme park?" She raised an eyebrow, wondering why it was she could never recall seeing any security on the trips during her childhood.

"We are rich, and we're hot. People want our money and our bodies!"

"Our money, maybe." Octavia grumbles as she grabs a box of cereal on the table and begins shoveling handfuls into her mouth.

"There will be someone who'll desire you soon enough, princess." He whispers to himself as he typed the number in the phone. "Now... I'm calling the only man who can f*** me!"

"What...?" She said with disgust as she dropped the cereal in her hand.

"Who can protect me! Us!" He immediately began to backpedal away from that topic. "Being part of the Goetia family is rather valuable, you know." He says, causing Octavia to groan as she pulls her beanie over her face.

Cut to I.M.P. where Blitz is busy doing very important work in his office, involving crude representations of Millie and Moxxie made out of office supplies that he puppets around and speaks with. Between them is a framed photo of Blitz with a robe pulled down off his shoulders seductively and a flower between his teeth. The text reads "#1 Bitch" with "BOSS" written in red over it.

"Oh, Blitz! You're such a good boss!" He impersonated Millie before moving onto Moxxie. "Yeah, I really want you, sir." "Me, too!" He finally started talking normally. "Lets threeway!~"

Blitz lowers his "employees" below his desk to crotch level, looking momentarily pleasured before being interrupted by the ringing of his Hellphone.

"WHAT?!"

"Why, hello, my big-dicked Blitzy~" Stolas said lustfully, which caused both Blitz and Octavia to spit out their coffee in sheer surprise. Blitz slams his "BOSS BITCH" mug onto his desk.