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35: Jaune Astartes 2

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Lelith: I'll visit you often but for now I'm gonna try this Tacos I heard about.

Jaune: it's not Tuesday it's Friday.

Lelith: I can eat what I want any day of the week. We'll see ya.

Sun: Tacos should always be eaten on a day with a T, so Tuesday is the best day to eat.

Neptune: it should be eaten on a day that where people needs their spirits lifted, it should be eaten on Fridays!

Sun: Tuesday!

Neptune: Heresy!!!!

Spectre: I don't mind any day.

The two got in face and went in an incoherent Ramble and yelled at him for Heresy

Spectre took out the Hammer and knocks the two out and returned them to their seats

Spectre: Taco Tuesday is on Friday anyway.

She disappears like the Eldar usually do

Pyrrha: what was that about?

Jaune: I found a secret admirer....

Pyrrha: those usually sucks.

Jaune: *sigh*

Pyrrha: you sure sigh a lot.

Jaune: call me the Sigh Marine.

Pyrrha giggled at his joking nature

Nora: looks like that version of you has good chances with that Jaune.

Pyrrha blushed

Spectre: don't even try it, she won't survive 22 inches of Space Marine.

Saphron: must you talk about those things in Adrian's presence!?

Spectre: he has Noise Cancelling Earmuffs and he's sleeping at the moment.

Terra: Saph you might wake him up standing up in a rush.

Saphron took a seat blushing

They continued their trek to finally find a Temple and in their housed the Relics they were searching for

Jaune: these are the Relics? I swear Ozpin I'm gonna shove my size 20 foot up his ass.

As he grabbed a Rook and Pyrrha as did as well

Then they heard noises as they saw a Girl with a Bow arrive with the Bombastic brawler with her as they heard a scream next and saw Ruby fall from the sky

Jaune jumped up and caught her as he crashed down with a heavy thud

Ruby: thanks best buddy.

Jaune: your welcome.

They Yang rushed and gave her a hug

Ruby: you left me on the first day and now you're worrying about me?

Yang: hey I did that so you can make friends on you're own.

Spectre: and that is where you met Jaune, Imagine you sticking with your sister and never meeting him at all.

Ruby stopped there and suddenly felt sad for some reason

Yang: don't make me worry like that again.

Then a loud crash came from behind and they saw a two girls get off a disintegrating Ursa

Nora: see Renny it was a good idea.

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