The Y/N Multiverse(Real world Reader):All At Once!

Suction Cup Man 2: Suck For humanity

Salem:Do you have any idea who you are talking to?!We are The Most Powerful entities In Existence and I am the Queen of all Grimm, I have powers that rival that of the gods! I will have your head on a stick if you don't-

She was saying, only to be cut off by Our "hero" Saying this.

(Y/n):Hey,I wrote you a song!

He yelled, interrupting Their stupid villain speech.

Salem:What?

Salem asked as she quirked a brow.

(Y/n):It goes a little something like this!

And with three strums of a guitar that he randomly summoned, he followed up with,

(Y/n):You're a bitch!

To say that The Villians were not amused was putting it lightly, as a matter of fact, They were seething with anger, but They couldn't let Their adversary know that.

For a moment, the Group had just stared each other down, the only sounds being that of the wind. Salem tried to break the silence and raised her index finger.

Salem:Uh-

(Y/n):Oh, you're a bitch, a bitch, a bitch, a bitch, a bitch, a BIIIITCH!

He sang as he played a sick blues riff and quickly followed it up with a harmonica solo, and where the hell did he get the harmonica?

Makoto:Good question.

Kokabiel:Get the fuck off Our missile this instant!

(Y/n):I can't!

Salem:Why the hell not?

Salem asked, actually curious as for why he's doing this.

(Y/n):Can't Having you starting wars,Dumbass!

Licht:Your Kinda starting one right and it's Pissing Us Off!

(Y/n)/Goku:Wait for it.

(Y/n):Probably Doesn't Help that i was hired by the council.

AFO Screamed at this and called Him,a "Councilman Dog"

(Y/n):Oh that got you real angry, didn't it?

He asked sarcastically as he knew it totally did.

Acnologia:Goddammit!

Acnologia yelled in pure anger.

(Y/n):Yup, I sure pissed Them off now!

Suction Cup Man yelled looking directly into the camera- I mean, what? There's no camera, hehe…

Croix:That does it, no more stalling! We're launching the missile!

Croix yelled as she ran back into the control room for the missile.

To that,(Y/n) just sat against the missile for a moment in complete silence, only to realize what was about to happen...

(Y/n):Uh oh…

He said, and shortly after, the missile was launched.

(Y/n):Fuck!

(M/n):(Y/n),I know this a bit to late but....LANGUAGE!!

(F/n) Calmed his wife down and reminded her that Profanity is....Inappropriate but in this case, It's helpful

He yelled out as he began to climb up towards the control panel. For every movement he made was accompanied by the word 'Fuck' and just as he made it to the panel, he tore it out and yelled, "Oh shit!" as he pulled out a random set of wires, hoping that he did something correctly, only for the panel to light up in flames.

Mimosa:Is he okay?

With that, the missile quickly hit the ground and Salem stood on the balcony once more, waiting to see if Suction Cup Man would climb out of the rubble, only to spot the suction cups that he used still on the side of the missile.

Seeing this made everyone go into shock, Assuming the worst.

(F/n):No.....

(C/n)[Crying]:(Y/n)....?

(Bf/n):Buddy....

(Y/n):at least i saved Humanity....

The villains let a victorious smirk make its way onto Their faces as salem said this,

Salem:You may have delayed Our plans this time, man with Suction Cups, but you won't be able to delay them next time-OH FUCK!

She yelled out as she looked to the skies.

They looked at the screen and wondered why Salem Shouted.

Goku:Huh?

Izuku:What is it?

They soon got their answer.

Magna:Oh Come On!

(Y/n) Was parachuting slowly towards the ground, with his guitar in hand,

(Y/n):Oh,you're a biiiitch,YOU'RE A BIIIITCH,you're a BITCH!

(Y/n) sang loudly as he made his way towards the ground, followed up by a pretty dope solo bit on the guitar While,Salem and the other villians seemed absolutely dumbfounded at the events that have just taken place.

(Y/n):Thanks,shadow realm,ya been horrible,FUCK OFF!

End.

Will:And that's it.

Will asked how they felt about it as they gave their opinions.

Mimosa:it....was something.

Akko:Awesome.

Amanda:Agreed.

Goku:Cool.

(Y/n):Cheesy and Funny.

Izuku:Nice.

Bakugou:Stupid.

Diana:Odd.

Will:okay,next Up Is...!