~One Love Making Scene Later~
The company van of I.M.P. is seen racing down the streets, its dented hood flopping every time it hits a bump. The crew were inside listening to the radio having grown numb to how terrible the vehicle had gotten from the constant abuse. Courtesy of a certain imp who was driving and singing along terribly with songs on the radio.
"I love this song!" Blitz yelled from the driver's side as he continued assaulting his crew's ears. "You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair!"
Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to him looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxie, who was seated in the back beside his wife, covers his non-existing ears in an attempt at shielding them from his employer's voice. Millie, somehow completely unbothered by Blitz, rolled down the window and looked out of it. Simply taking in the day.
"Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare..." Blitz continued on as he recklessly drove full speed into a crowded parking lot. "Thooought it might be love, but you went– Oh, shit! Fu-"
A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space. Causing Blitz to panic, slamming onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCK-4-LIFE".
"Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!" He growls angrily as he pulls out a megaphone and yells into it. "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!"
The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. The sight of who causes Blitz to lower the megaphone, shocked.
"Oh, shit! Verosika!"
"Blitz-o." Verosika says dryly as she blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.
"I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is..." Blitzo falls and face plants onto the ground before standing up. "...three rings DOWN!"
"And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts."
"Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab." He glares at the succubus who cockily walks over to him. "I wouldn't be surprised you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!"
"Jokes on you bitch. I got clean." Verosika smirks as she dramatically flicks her long hair. "Besides rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups. So, your sister says "Hi"."
~Elsewhere~
Barbie scowls feeling a wave of annoyance wash over her. Causing her to stop what she was doing at the moment. Feeling as if a bitch just said something insulting aimed right at her. Her lack of focus soon caught the attention of her current partner.
"Mistress? Why'd you stop?" Stella questioned, no longer feeling Barbie holding onto the rope that was tied around her body.
"I feel like a bitch needs a hard spanking right now. And for once it isn't you." She mutters before she smacks Stella's bare bottom with a paddle.
"Ah~ Harder!~"
~Back to the IMP~
"Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!" Blitzo angrily yells as he steps in front of Verosika.
"Actually, prick. It has my name on it." She smugly points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet where the "I.M.P" logo is crossed out on the ground. "I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building..."

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A Helluva Time!
FanfictionIzuku Midoriya was an odd case, even by Hell's standards. No one new about him until he started making a name for himself in the hierarchy of Hell. There were few things he believed in but if there was person he had faith in, it was Charlie. Her and...
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