Izuku Midoriya was an odd case, even by Hell's standards. No one new about him until he started making a name for himself in the hierarchy of Hell. There were few things he believed in but if there was person he had faith in, it was Charlie. Her and...
"No way..." Loona mutters to herself as she watches the two interact with one another from the safety of the van.
"...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break." She finished making the imp even angrier.
"A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!"
"Awww, you mad, Blitz-o?" Verosika asks rhetorically as she takes off her sunglasses. "You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run..."
" ...run three rings to and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!" Blitz and Verosika say simultaneously.
"Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!"
"Choke on a sandpaper cock." Verosika flips him the bird and walks away while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van.
"HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna..." Blitz threatens but stops as a towering muscular hellhound appears behind him and growls.
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"You'll what?" He growled threateningly, making Bitz stutter in fear.
"Or I'll... uh... uh, I-!" He stutters before he finally gets an idea. "I'll call over my best employee!" He says smugly thinking he actually has a chance. But instead it only made her curious.
"Oh really?" She smiles with a slight giggle. "Then go for it. Call up whoever you want and I'll pay them triple what they get from you."
"We'll see about that whore!" Blitz grumbled as he pulled out his phone and raced to his contacts.
After a second of awkward silence, they all heard a ringtone start sounding from the back of Verosika's car. A second later they heard a groan as someone got up from the back seat.
"Ugh...I'm up! Who's calling me?" Izuku grumbled as he answered his phone. "Blitz, why are you calling me before work?" He questioned not even noticing where he was.
"Kid, what the fuck?!" Blitz yelled, while he was still on the phone, staring right at him. Getting his attention.
"Oh, hey Blitz!" He chuckled as he waved over at them imp. "I see I made it on time after all." He hung up before exiting the car, all the while Verosika was busy trying not to laugh her ass off.
"Hahahaha! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!" She laughed while wiping tears from her eyes. "You're best employee is my boyfriend! Hahahaha!"
"What's going on? Did I miss something?" Izuku asked, sounding a bit confused.
"You remember that ex I kept complaining about for a while?" She asked, getting a nod from him. "Well there he is." She pointed to Blitz who was now in a state of complete shock.
"What the hell?!" Blitz was now frothing at the mouth from what was going on.
"Well I gotta go make sure the sluts haven't wrecked the office yet." Verosika gave Izuku a passionate kiss, as he gave her ass a good firm squeeze in return. "You have a good day, baby."
