The Y/N Multiverse(Real world Reader):All At Once!

Y/n,Master Of Ventriloquism

Qrow added sarcastically, eliciting another wave of laughter.

Raven shot a glaring look at her brother, then grabbed a soda can off the table and shoved it into his mouth, silencing him effectively.

(Y/n):You really hate your wedding video?

(Y/n) asked, feigning seriousness with the puppet still in hand.

Raven:Well,I like it in One style.

the puppet said, almost mischievously.

(Y/n):What's that?

(Y/n) asked eagerly, leaning in as Raven said...

Raven:Backwards.

the puppet-Raven answered with a deadpan expression.

The audience roared with laughter.

Raven:Ya get it?It's because I'm walking away.

the puppet explained, creating a fresh wave of chuckles.

Tai looked at his ex-wife with a hurt expression, saying..

Tai:Please, tell me that's NOT what you thought of our wedding.

Raven replied with a frown.

Raven:Of course not,I'm not THAT heartless.

(Y/n):You love your family....

(Y/n) interjected, trying to bring depth to the conversation.

Raven:I know...

Raven admitted nonchalantly as she continued.

Raven:but hey, I had to run my Tribe! I couldn't just kidnap Yang as a baby and raise her in the tribe!

As (Y/n) continued his act, curiosity pricked his mind.

(Y/n):Yo, Raven, I'm curious about something?

Raven looked over with her usual unamused expression.

Raven:How the hell were you able to move? You should've been tired as hell if you left right after giving birth to Yang. So, why weren't you?

(Y/n):You know, I actually wonder that too. How did you have so much energy?

(Y/n) pondered aloud as Raven replied with "Watch the screen" cryptically.

Ruby:Moooooore mysteries!

Ruby exclaimed, her eyes alight with humor.

Raven:Aura is a very useful ability.

Raven finally revealed.

(Y/n):Wait, what?

(Y/n) responded, baffled.

Ruby:But I thought aura can only heal injuries, not heal stamina.

Ruby added, genuinely puzzled.

(Y/n):....How does that work?

(Y/n) pressed on.

Raven:Ya gotta work it just right and personally, I'm... not that great with kids..

Raven managed with a touch of embarrassment.

(F/n):Then why have Yang?

(F/n) inquired with a raised eyebrow as Yang said she wanted to know as well in a defiant way, crossing her arms.

(Y/n) was still trying to wrap his head around Raven's statements.

(Y/n):Then, why have Yang or become a Mother at all?

Raven looked down for a moment, gathering her thoughts.

Raven:Well, it was during one of those weekends and Tai was...backed up.

All eyes fell upon Yang, who looked thoroughly confused, then disgusted.

Yang:Oh God!EW!!!

Yang shrieked, her cheeks turning crimson as Ruby's innocent question broke through.

Ruby:What does that mean that Dad was backed up?

Before anyone could explain,summer joins and says...

Summer:Sweetie,you'll understand when you're older.

Summer interjected quickly, trying to save the moment.

Raven:And he was doing me like a beast, with unlimited stamina.

puppet-Raven added unaffectedly as (Y/n) cringed visibly, the invasive image not something he wanted to visualize.

RavenAnd then the condom suddenly snapped! One week later, I learned that my blond now ex-husband got me pregnant!

puppet-Raven finished dramatically.

(Y/n):So.....one-night stand?

(Y/n) asked, still processing the absurdity of it all.

Raven:Yes!

puppet-Raven affirmed.

the viewing ended as Will, wise enough to know when enough was enough, jumped in.

Will:Uh...how about we stop here for now?

Yang:I agree...I need to puke!

Yang quipped, rushing from the room.

(Y/n):So do I.

(Y/n) echoed, feeling overwhelmed as the laughter slowly faded.

They all left, giggles spilling out, their day forever changed by the unexpected revelations and the ridiculousness of a ventriloquist's performance that brought both joy and awkwardness in equal measure.