An Irregular Reincarnate in a Dungeon

1. Reincarnation

The woman stared at the soul and summoned it to herself, as it was bound. 'The parasite is gone?' She stared at the wound on the young man's back. Of his soul.

"Know my mercy." She huffed to herself.

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'Where... am I?' Noah questioned to himself as he instinctively opened his eyes and looked around.

The room he had found himself in, looked familiar. Yet unfamiliar at once.

"Hello-" He tried calling out, but his voice was younger. Exactly how he sounded before puberty.

As panic slowly started settling itself in his mind. "H£&&>" a tv-like screech met his eyes as he instinctively covered his ears.

"Hello? Can you hear me?" Hearing an old voice, as if covered with wisdom. Noah answered "Yes? Where am I?" He continued looking around for the source of the voice, trying to keep himself calm.

"You may call me a, Random Omnipotent Being. or Rob for short.

And yes, you died." The voice announced, as already sitting Noah. Slumped even lower. "But worry not! You died before your set time, and I shall reincarnate you."

Noah stared blankly for few minutes at the room.

"You will be reincarnated in a world, any world. Except your previous one.
You will keep your memories and be granted Gift of Blood. Along with a two wishes."

'Reincarnation... I died of cancer. But doctor said I had a week.' The boy pondered as suddenly a TV appeared in front of him.

And on it. A video of 10 hours was put on, Nyan Cat to be specific.

It took some time for Noah to collect himself. Basically 'wake up' back into existence, rather than crying on ground.

"A two wishes and a Gift of Blood?" He asked loudly to himself.

"Gift of Blood, or in short. Race and gender."

"Any limits?" He questioned as a list appeared.

On first spot was World, and it seemed that until be chose a world, he couldn't choose Race as it was greyed out. "Got it... where could I go?"

His mind started pondering around, as he stares onto the screen. He simply couldn't make up his mind.

After another pair of minutes, he finally put into the World: Danmachi

"Interesting choice. Not your everyday pick due to limited growth due to Excelia and Falna." Rob commented as a list of races appeared.

Amazoness

Boaz

Bull/Cow Person

Cat Person

Chienthrope

Dark Elf

Dark High Elf

Dwarf

Elf

High Elf

Half Dwarf

Half Elf

Half Pallum

Hume Bunny

Human

Pallum

Racoon

Renard

Sheep

Spirit

Weretiger

Werewolf

Xenos

That was quite long list, and what didn't help that it was first page, out of few thousands as later they had different combos of previously shown races.

"Each race has its ups and downs. Lifespan, higher physical or magical growth, or innate magic... Why mixes are worse?!" He shouted as even a mix of Spirit and Human, had decreased its magic slots by half and instead of starting with 2 or 3 spells it had only a CHANCE of one spell.

"Because you, unlike other Reincarnators are receiving options? You can simply wish to have something like infinite mana or shit out fireballs on call, and it won't count against normal spell limit." Hearing the retort from Rob, he soon heard nag. "Cuz other people with wishes forgot about wishing a body, so they returned to cycle of reincarnation. That's why I had to use one of your wishes as a Gift of Blood."

"Got it, got it." He pondered on the list, "Right, I can also edit my appearance? Right?" To his question, a naked featureless person appeared next to the list.

'Okay... I can change everything.' smiling to himself, he let his fantasy run. Just like how this was a fantasy world.

World: Danmachi
Race: Human
Gender: Hermaphrodite (Futanari)

"Huh, unique." Rob commented as Noah quickly edited his new body. A nice body, of a woman standing at 187 centimeters tall. Smooth ash coloured hair and a pair of amber eyes. Nice modest yet thick ass, along with a pair of nice big tiddies. Along with natural muscles. "How so? Just a human."

"Exactly. Every other person who went through reincarnation, chose anything BUT their race." The ROB grumbled to itself as finishing touches were given to the body, as in next instant he found himself in the body.

"Its- Strange. Getting used to new body." She spoke and balanced herself as it came naturally to her. "Now, your two wishes." Rob spoke as the previous choices disappeared. Locking them completely. "And if possible, name so I can sign you on the list, who to observe in future."

"Hey! Give me the options back, I didn't choose my pp yet!" She shouted as it appeared for a moment. "Thank you." She said and casually placed her finger on it, as it went to nice 30cm.

"Now, for your Two Wishes! And no wishing for more wishes, nor wishing for wish-granting beings!" ROB made sure to point it out.

"I'd like a skill, specifically one which takes off the Excelia limit, boosts its gains and eases the requirements and process required for me to get skills and developmental skills." She said with a smile as her words appeared like motes and made themselves into a scroll.

[Exceed: Increases Excelia and Skill gain, while taking off most of the requirements.]

"Seems about right." the scroll to her surprise instantly blasted itself into her chest. She touched her chest and then noticed something "I'll get some basic clothing... right?" asking so, most basic fantasy/medieval clothing appeared on her body.

"Thank you. Now, for my second wish... Can I ask for two things in one wish?" She asked to make sure "Maybe."

"Welp. I'll try. For my second Wish, I want the Sakai or was it called Kai? This ability belonged to Misumi Makoto, or well. It was called Realm too.

And for my second part of it, I'd like a nice, chantless spell. A classic Fireball would be nice."

The words once again collected into a scroll like wisps and motes. "As for my name... Kyo Amane. Or well, to put it more properly. Amane Kyo." Kyo gave a gentle bow to pretty much nowhere particular in the room.

As the next moment she had literally passed out.

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After Kyo/Noah had been sent to the mortal realm, the ROB took on its previous form. "Hey, what do you think about him Brother?" She asked, her featureless body looked at both the world currently undergoing destruction due to his death and release of a parasitation. As next to her appeared another featurless being. "About the Mortal, or the Voidling that was attached to him?"

"Mortal. Father already found the Voidling and erased it."

"Hmm" The other being stared at the world where Kyo was going for "Too calm for a Mortal who had experienced Death for first time."

"Same."

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