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Hellsing Abridged

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(Y/n):Yep,That's The Crimson Fucker.

(Bf/n):Hey,Don't Deny As That's Exactly How The YOU You Would Act.

Asia:If you just give me a second to concentrate,I could-

You Appear behind Her and Agitate Her More As you kept Speaking On about it!

(Y/n):She's getting away!She's running!

Asia:I GET IT!SHUT THE HELL UP!

Asia realized What she said and covers her Mouth and Blushes.

As She Got angrier,Her eyes Started to glowed red as she Spoke

Asia:I get it, I'm lining up the-

(Y/n):Going to miss it!Going to miss it!

Akko:Jerk.

Asia:Just be quiet and let me--

(Y/n):Hey, Police Girl!Hey!Hey, Police Girl!

She Fires the Rifle and kills the Vampire As Blood Splatters Everywhere.

Kirishima:Jesus,Dude.

(Y/n):I know,I Know!My Family Has Issues!

Rem:Nephew,I Am RIGHT Here.

Asia:There!I took the fucking shot! She's dead, there's blood everywhere!

Rias:I Don't Think I ever heard Asia Drop the F-Bomb before.

Issei:Same here

Asia:I never Once have or needed to say It.

(Y/n):......Oh,You are Just a Treat.

(Y/n) Narrator:Now, I know what you're thinking: "How did all this come about?" Well, it all started on a midnight stroll through the woods. The air was clear, the moon was full. I was dying to sink my teeth into something. Get it? Because I'm a vampire. Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... It's funny.

(B/n):Boooooo!

He reaches a field full of ghouls and a homicidal vampire priest holding Asia hostage

Homicidal Priest:So,you came But Too bad you're far too late.

(Y/n):...What?

Homicidal Priest: Everyone else is already dead Except this little tart. But trust me,I still plan to kill her.

(Y/n):Mm-hmm.

You nod as you didn't Care.

Issei:YOU BASTARD!

(Y/n):You wanna Throw Down,Man?Because I Can Use The Destoryer Hakai.

Issei:No.

Homicidal Priest:But first, I'm going to rape her!

(Y/n):Neat.

Rias:AT LEAST SHOW SOME CONCERN!

Homicidal Priest:But before I can do any of that...I'm going to kill you!

(Y/n):Oh?See That would be intimidating,if you were...Well, intimidating.

Homicidal Priest:Gr-r-r,Are you mocking me?!

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