The Y/N Multiverse(Real world Reader):All At Once!

(L/n) Parents & Team STRQ:Teen Years

Seth:We all Know where this Is going.

Summer,Alongside the rest of Team STRQ Immediately Paled and Hoped that Qrow Wouldn't Go Retard on them....that Hope was Misplaced.

He goes cross-eyed and grabs the bowl of fake cheese as he yells...

Qrow:CHEDDAR!

He begins guzzling And Munching Down the fake cheese as The Others Look At him in Shock And Disgust.

Everyone:EW!

Raven(shocked):GOOD LORD,BROTHER!Does that really taste like cheese?

Ash:No.

At the Question,Qrow turns to his sister and says....

Qrow:It's orange like cheese.

Raven:Really?So if what you're saying is true...

she Grabs out a blue crayon and Presents it to Qrow.

Raven:this blue crayon must be a blueberry pie.

(M/n) & Ram:He's gonna eat it.

He bites it and eats the crayon in one bite.

Ruby & Yang:Uncle Qrow,No!

He Tastes it and Says one thing with some crayon coming out of his Mouth.

Qrow:Tart,yet,crusty.

(F/n):quit Screwing around,You Guys!

He says as he pulls out a giant bottle of hot sauce.

(F/n):I've still got to add my brother's secret–

Max:MY HOT SAUCE!

Charlotte:Told You,I didn't Take It!

Summer:Banana.

she says as she holds up a yellow crayon.

Summer:Yellow is for banana.

She looks at the crayon and says that...

Summer:You are a banana!

she takes a bite and almost immediately spits it out as (F/n) and Tai Try to hold in Their laughter as they Watch Summer.

Summer(disgusted):Water!Water! Don't just stand there!

she grabs the bottle of hot sauce and chug-a-lugs as the others Watched.

(Bf/n):That won't end well.

Yuno:Most Definitely,Not.

(F/n):But-

Summer finishes chugging the sauce, and (F/n) grabs the bottle back before pouring it on the fake tacos.

(F/n):That's the first time I've seen someone guzzle my brother's secret Hellfire hot sauce!

Summer:It certainly rid me of that horrible non-toxic waxy aftertaste.

Qrow decided to speak up,Even though he's eating a fake taco drenched in sauce with Tai doing the same for reason.

Qrow:Mine and Raven's mom says not to pick my belly button in pubic.

Raven yells at him as she says that it's Gross and Disgusting.

(F/n) looked at the 4 in shock as he remains in disbelief.

(F/n)[in disbelief]:I don't fucking believe it.

He grabs the bottle and is pissed from the results.

(F/n):IT'S NOT WORKING!

H takes some sauce from Kali's taco as he explains the Sauce.

(F/n):This sauce is supposed to be a real gut-burner,So hot that it Reaches temperatures of 13 million on the Scoville Scale!

Real World:13 MILLION?!

A Hot Sauce That Hot Is Usually Either Illegal,Not For The Faint Of Heart Or Impossible To Find.

he takes a lick and Gives it a Tastes before smiling.

(F/n):Huh,not bad.

(F/n) looks over at Summer And Raven and Goes 'Huh?' As Summer had turned from pale to red and steam billows from her ears and mouth with Raven having The Same Red skin And Her Hair Literally On Fire.

N.G:We Tried to Warn You.

(F/n) then looks over to Qrow,whose head and hair were now burnt to a Crisp but he was still Okay as he waved.

Qrow:Hi,(F/n)!

He looked at Tai and saw him even Worse as he Practically Breathed Fire with skin Red.

(T/n):Looks like it's Dad's Turn.

We now see (F/n)'s reaction and he, like STRQ has turned red.

However,His hair antenna now resemble a fuse, burning down to his head until The stand explodes in flames and Results In him Going Like a Steamboat Whistle.

All Five:WATER!!!!!!!!!!

The Five each glom down on a sprinkler. The sprinkler slams the girls and Boys back and forth repeatedly as it washes their mouths free of the spicy aftertaste.

After it ended,Everyone Except Team Strq and (F/n) laugh at The Little Misfortune that happened to the five of them but that's what you get for trying to scam people.

Will Smiled at everyone and Agreed that this Viewing was Pretty Funny.

Will:'That and it made me hungry for a Taco.'