The Y/N Multiverse(Real world Reader):All At Once!

Suction Cup Man 3:One Hell of a Climb

Akko:No one would.

Sirzechs said Enough and told him to Bow and face his punishment but couldn't finish as he was interrupted by the teen.

(Y/n):Hey, what's that?

Sirzechs looks up to see what he was talking about and it was a red portal.

Sirzechs:That is the gateway from which the sinful arrive,You died and came through... that thing.

Seth:So,he just needs to go back through to come back to life?

A Man falls though the portal screaming before falling on the ground with sirzechs just greeting them like a hotel receptionist.

Sirzechs:Hi,Welcome to hell,Enjoy your punishment.

The Man runs away Crying as Our half-Oni asked What happens if he went back through it making sirzechs laugh.

Sirzechs:No one can return to the world of the living.

Daisy:No!

(Y/n):Not even if I go back through it?

Sirzechs:Well, you can't do that.

(Y/n):Why not?

(Y/n):Why not?

Sirzechs remains silent before saying.

Sirzechs:You're not supposed to...

This gets our favorite Suction Cup Man confused as he yells.

(Y/n):The fuck is that supposed to mean?!

Sirzechs:you have no choice in this matter! You will face your punishment accordingly to pay for your-

He stops and stares before he asks.

Sirzechs:What are you doing?

It shows (Y/n) climbing the wall as he answers.

Kirishima:Looks like he's escaping Hell...... Literally!

(Y/n):Got bored,fuck you,I'm leaving!

Sirzechs reminds that he's not supposed to but....

(Y/n):Fuck your shit and fuck hell. I'm Suction Cup Man!

Sirzechs:You can't just leave,You died.

Sirzechs Groans at the Exchange and notices his family Holding up In laughs.

(Y/n):Death can suck my ass, you can't kill me!

Sirzechs:But you died!

(Y/n):But I'll get out!

Sirzechs:Still died.

Suction Cup Man:W-well,At least I don't look like a giant ketchup bottle!

Sirzechs looks at a mirror as his reflection became a ketchup bottle making him gasp.

Sirzechs:How dare you speak to me in this manner! I am the Prince of Darkness, the harbinger of all that is evil! You are in MY realm. You will bow to me, or face the consequences.

We turn back to (Y/n) to see he's already farther up and closer to the portal.

Yuno:that was quick.

(Y/n):FUCK YOU!

Sirzechs:Fuck you.

(Y/n):Fuck you.

Sirzechs:Fuck you!

(Y/n):Fuck you,too.

Trigon:Fuck you,Three.

(Y/n):I Said it first!so you're the most fucked.

Sirzechs:Dammit.

(Y/n):Boom! Me one, Satan zero.

Sirzechs:Well,You're stuck in Hell so let's call it even between is.

(Y/n) Smiles at that and said...

Suction Cup Man: Cool, I'm as evil as Satan! Can we team up?

Sirzechs suddenly remembered why this was happening and said..

Sirzechs:Wait,no.

(Y/n):Fine!then I'm leaving.

Sirzechs:Also,No.

(Y/n):Then we're teaming up! Hey, I wrote us a friendship song!

This annoys sirzechs as he begins to release his power and yells.

Sirzechs:GET OFF THAT WALL!

Sirzechs groans and feels like maybe one of the (L/n) family members wouldn't be a good idea.

He Powers up as (Y/n) speaks.

(Y/n):It goes a little something like this.

He starts to play but Sirzechs blasts the guitar with his power and destroys it.

(Y/n):WOAH,HEY!

They stare at each other for a bit, the Suction Cup Man pulls out another guitar.

Ainz:'how does he have another one?'

(Y/n):Go eat a dick. That's right, go eat a dick. Go eat a dick, dick, dick. Go eat a big ol' dick! Go eat a dick.

Thankfully,all the children were sparred from hearing that little "Song"

As he was climbing,Sirzechs was trying to blast him, but was missing. He keeps on missing until the Suction Cup Teen reach the portal.

(Y/n) plays harmonica and jumps through portal leaving sirzechs.

Sirzechs:You eat a dick, you...

He walks away grumbling to himself,while,up in the overworld as Suction Cup Man's body was cover with a cloth by the police with Mr.Togami explaining what happened.

Mr.Togami:tried to warn him that he was drifting towards the highway, but he passed it off saying something like..."Fuck the highway you can't kill Suction Cup Man"

As He said that, Suction Cup Man came back from the dead scaring the cops who were closest to his body.

(Y/n):And also "Look at me go!" at the end there.

Mr.Togami:Right!he also said "Look at me g-"SHIT!

Hina:Just keeps getting better and better.

He Exclaims as he realizes who said that with the teenage Suction Cup Man approaching one of the cops and Saying.

(Y/n):Officer,Arrest this Man for attempted murder.

Cop:We know who you are, and we're not doing that.

(Y/n):Fair enough. Same time next week,Business dummy?

The business man glares and says...

Mr.Togami:Go to hell!

Suction Cup Man:Trust me, I'm way ahead of you.

Jazzy music plays as He posed for a second, then Mr.Togami sprays him in the face.

Suction Cup Man:Agh...You dick...

Everyone laughed at the end as Will looked at the fourth wall and winked.