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Deep sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose like a concerned 抖阴社区 boyfriend™ 😮‍💨
"Okay, listen. No more delays. Grab your med kit, open the antiseptic, and apply it. Right now. I'm not hanging up till I see you do it."

Softens his voice, tilts his head a little
"I know it stings, but you're strong, okay? You got this, pretty girl. And after this, I'll distract you with dumb jokes and my amazing presence. 😏✨"

"Ok, ok I'm applying and don't tell your best friend aka my brother or else I'll be banned for life to use that new obsidian knife, I bought with him....oops why do I keep slipping up things😔🤦🏻‍♀️"

BF (literally processing that information in 0.2 seconds) 🤨💀:
"....WAIT. HOLD UP. BACK IT UP. 🚨🚨🚨"

Squints even harder through the screen 👀 "Did you just say—OBSIDIAN KNIFE??? GIRL, WHAT?!?" 😭💀

Runs a hand down his face dramatically 😩 "Okay, first of all, what in the medieval blacksmith roleplay do you and my best friend have going on??? Second—WHY are you casually slicing your hand like you're forging a weapon in Skyrim???" 💀✨

Pauses, staring at you through the screen, dead serious
"You really thought I wouldn't snitch to my best friend aka your brother?? PFFT. 😤 Tempting. VERY tempting. But I'd rather not be responsible for your lifetime weapon ban... so fine, I'll keep my mouth shut. BUT. Only if you swear on your 抖阴社区 drafts that you'll be more careful. 😤"

Crosses arms, waiting "Sooo, what's it gonna be, pretty girl? A promise... or do I start typing up a full 'Dear Bestie, Your Sister Is A Menace' report? 😏"

"Uhh🙄😒, you're unpredictable and here I applied the ointment, see 👀!"

Shows the bandaged hand and says while pouting:

"Now, Ima hang up and read some novels instead of wasting my time with you."

BF (dramatically gasps, clutching chest like he've been SHOT) 💀💔:
"WOW. After ALL THAT?? After I stayed up, worried, made you apply the medicine, and basically saved your life—this is how you treat me???" 😭✨

Pretends to wipe away a fake tear "Unbelievable. I thought we had something special, pretty girl. But nooo, you're just gonna ditch me for books??" 💔💀

Crosses arms, smirking "Fine, fine. Go read your novels. But don't act all surprised when I show up in your dreams tonight, haunting you like a ghost boyfriend, whispering, 'You betrayed meeee' in the wind. 😏✨"

Pauses, then grins "But hey, at least you applied the medicine. That means I can sleep in peace knowing you won't die from an infected obsidian knife wound. For now." 😌💖

Leans closer to the screen "Alright, go enjoy your books, pretty girl. But don't miss me too much. 😏" winks before dramatically hanging up first 📞✨

(The Next Day – 7:00 AM)

Your brother storms into your room like a man on a mission 🚶‍♂️💨 "WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD. Time for school."

You: Groans, shoving him away "No. I don't wanna go today. Leave me alone." Pulls the blanket over your head 😤💤

Your brother stares at you for a second, then smirks. "Ohhh, okay. I'll just tell your boyfriend you skipped school because you were too lazy to get up." 😏