? A Weird Encounter || Multifandom AU || Forsaken And Dandy's World?

Part 2

"..."

"Chance..?"

"Gigi... take my gun and shoot me."

"WHAT??" She recoiled back, "Why??"

"How the living FUCK, DOES ONE GET NOT ONLY WEAKNESS 25 IN ONE RUN, BUT ALSO 50 HEALTH??" I yelled, scaring the little black ball girl behind me.

"Daddy! Chance said the curse word!!" She cried.

"FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK, WHY?? GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT."

"Chance c-calm down! Just.. Gamble!" Gigi suggested, looking around to see if Rodger was here yet to stop the little girl from crying.

"You're right! It CAN'T GET WORSE THAT THIS!!" I chuckled, soundly a little too much like Two time I'd admit, I pulled my coin out of my pocket and furiously flicked it.

TAILS! 

"Fuck..."

TAILS! 

"Fuck."

TAILS! 

"Fuck!"

TAILS!

"THIS ISN'T WORKING, IM JUST GETTING MORE WEAKNESS" I yelled, throwing my coin across the elevator and hitting some random shell girl in the corner, "oh shit, I thought there was only 7 of you."

"Oh right, I forgot Shelly was here," Gigi sighed and turned to her, "Sorry Shells"

"O-oh, it's fine, haha... here's your coin by the way..." Shelly chuckled, rubbing the back of her head where the coin hit her.

"Thanks." I muttered flicking my coin once more.

HEADS!

"Shelly, I don't know what you did to fix my luck but I love you."

"What..?"

"Hey-o pals!" Inside the elevator, an small hatch in the back opened up, revealing an rainbow dandelion looking guy with green overalls, everyone else seemed annoyed at him except Shelly. He looked over to me and smiled, "So you must be Chance! Mafioso said something about you--"

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW FLOWER BOY BEFORE I CLOCK YOUR ASS!!" I immediately grabbed him by his collar and shook him violently, but for some reason he didn't seem that intimated, since he was still smiling.

"You won't, because you have like weakness 8 with 50 health, would you really take that... Chance? Heh, pun intended" He winked at me, I just scowled.

"Alrighty buckco, just tell me how I got here." I said, letting go of him reluctantly.

"Well if I'm going to be honest, we both don't know, he only got wind that you got here because I told our creator, which told our creator's creator, which told this builderman guy, which told all your friends, which then got to this Mafioso guy, which I'm assuming you don't like?"

"Well... Perchance..." I mumbled.

"Per.. Chance? Heh.."

I stared at him blankly before flipping my coin once more, heads.  I looked back at him as he looked at me, his eyebrows slightly twitching as if he knew what I was trying to do, "Don't."

I pulled the trigger on my gun, nothing. "Aww dang it."

"Welp! Now that you've attempted murder! Wanna buy something from me??" He readjusted his overalls and motioned his hands over his items, some gumballs, an airhorn, and an speed candy.

"Dandy, this s[   ] is useless." Sprout said nonchalantly, I literally have eaten like 40 of those already."

"Ofcourse you have fat a[  ]." He chuckled, still grinning ear to ear-- more like petal to petal.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?? CHANCE GIVE ME YOUR GUN." He said, slamming his hands on Dandy's shop.

"Yes sir."

"WELP TIME FOR ME TO TAKE MY LEAVE HAHAHA!!" Dandy said in an panic, "What do I normally Say, oh right, Saving your tapes I see, not to worry, I'll be back!" He said before pulling an lever in his shop and descending into the floor from whence he came.

"Werido." I shrugged, "Also why are you guys censored while I'm not?"

"Oh cause we're children mascots, we can't physically swear." Sprout shrugged, "It's not like we normally do anyways, seems you've rubbed off on us."

"Well," Rodger entered into the conversation, "I'd prefer you don't cuss around Toodles now."

"Toodles? That's the brat's-- I mean lovely child's name, great!" I chuckled loudly, looking away from Rodger's piercing gaze, I flicked my coin once more.

TAILS!

"I'm going to make this coin wish it never was created."

I swear I could see Gigi clutch her lucky coin nervously at that threat.

Hehe, shorter chapter 😉