Deadpool x Reader

Ch.4

"Ish?"

"Ok ok Ill be careful ok?"

"Fine,but please don't run me into a wall."

"Its just out in the kitchen geez!" he paused "And you can shut up that is not what i'm going for here"

"What?"you questioned his sudden outburst

He awkwardly laughed "Nothing, Never mind"

"Okaaaay then" He began walking forward with your hand in his, leading you to the kitchen. He let go and your hand searched the air for him,then you felt a weight behind you "by the way I Love what you did with the place babe." he whispered by your ear. Your face felt hot and you were sure it was red "N-no P-problem Deadpool" You stuttered.

He laughed at your reaction and removed your blindfold "I know right it was priceless" He smiled. You ignored that comment distracted by the dozens of bags of food, clothing, and things you had only read about in books. Joy filled you too the brim and you turned to him speechless. A genuine smile was on your face. You began digging through the bags and admiring each thing.

"Your right I cant forget that present!" Deadpool exclaimed to him self then came up to you a placed a phone in your hand.

"Don't worry, it already has my number so you don't gotta ask babe." He gave a wink through his mask. You just smiled back at him.

~~~Time Skip 30 min~~~~~

For dinner he picked up tacos and chimichangas another first for you, in which you loved. After dinner the two of you sat and talked non-stop when finally you hit utter silence. You tried to think of things to say to him, while he sat and mumbled to himself. Every once in a while you caught wind of words but they made no sense.

Striking up a conversation you entered "So why do you call me babe? What does it mean, is it some kind of nickname?" You mentally face palmed yourself for such a bad question but it had been bothering you. He glanced at you and laughed wildly only answering with "Only for you, babe" in between laughs. You yawned and looked at the time, it was almost 11pm. You couldn't believe it, Time had really gone by fast.

"Well babe, I got some work to do tomorrow so I gotta hit the sack." He stood up and plopped down on the couch.

"Deadpool?"

"Yea babe? You wanna join me? Cuz if you do I could scoot over alittle andmake roo--"

"Thank you" You cut him off ignoring his question.

"No problem Hot stuff, and don't forget my offer" you pictured his wink and smiled sauntering to the master bedroom and laid on the bed till you fell asleep.

~~~~3 days left~~~~~

The next morning you woke up to heavy arms wrapped around you and your face buried deep into someones bare chest. A head rested on yours,your arms were found resting on his back. Your face was a bright tomato red and your heart pounded against its bone confinements.Slowly you peered to see the face belonging to the well built body.It was the mask of the one and only Deadpool.

"D-d-d-Deadpool!?"You questioned and jumped.

He slowly opened his eyes and stared at you for a second and blinked"Huh?"

"W-what are you doing in here?"

"I got cold so" He paused to yawn "I came in here, duh" He stated as if it was the simplest thing in the world and preceded to turnover. Thank god he was wearing underwear otherwise you would have hit him, but as far as you could tell he only wore that mask. You strode to the bathroom to get dressed. 'Come to think of it, hes never taken that thing off, huh' You thought carefully. When getting dressed you had found that your arm had began turning black. You touched the spot and winced at the pain. Ignoring it you got dressed and placed a hoodie over you.

Once dressed you went out to the kitchen, Deadpool still slept in bed. You opened the fridge to find Eggs, bacon, milk, Bread, and pancake mix.You then searched his entire kitchen. You found silverware, cups,plates, bowls, and pancake mix, lots and lots of pancake mix. You began cooking up eggs, and bacon. Making after making all of the eggs and bacon you fixed a plate for him and one for you. The amount of food on his plate was substantially more than yours, for good reason.He ate enough for at least six people you had found that out yesterday.

You strolled to the table and placed the food on the table. You smiled hummed to the entrance of the hallway when you stumbled and fell then everything went black.

It was so dark, and so cold. "You didn't think you could get away did you?" you heard Mr. Hadley's deep voice behind you. You turned and suddenly you were locked in on a doctors table with the bright luminescent light being shined down on you. You began to panic and struggle in your iron cuffs The doctor leaned closer pulling out a scalpel. "Don't worry, This wont hurt a bit" He grinned under his face mask. 'no ,No, NO!!' you screamed closing your eyes briefly. You opened them to find yourself falling into the darkness. Your eyes brimmed with tears. Closing them tightly you felt the ground beneath you and let yourself fall backwards hitting the flooring hard.

"(Y/N)!"

"Come on (Y/N) Snap out of it!!!" Your vision faded to the real world. Deadpool looked into your eyes with pure worry. You felt exhausted,your breathing was heavy and you couldn't feel your arm. "Deadpool?Whats with that face your making you big dummy" I spoke full of uncertainty. Relieved he let out a sigh. His mask was pulled up revealing a very scared chin. You looked at it, it was the first piece of his face that you'd ever seen.

He soon realized and turned to pull it down when you stopped him. He stared at you his eyes remaining on yours. Unexpectedly he removed your hands and stood turned away from you, his words were unattached when he spoke "You passed out, you weren't breathing." He paused as he looked back at you, his mask pulled down covering his chin again. "We need to get you to a doctor," He picked up his two katanas in their sheaths and placed the on the back of his spandex suit. He walked back to the master bedroom without speaking again.

"Hey,Deadpool"

"Yes honey muffins?" His childish behavior had returned thankfully.

"I'm not big on doctors," You paused thinking of what to say, using extreme caution in each word "I'm really okay now, I feel fine."You were lying through your teeth, your entire body felt heavy and you could fall over at any second..

He came out and looked at you a piece of bacon hanging slightly out of his mouth "Really!? Awesome!" you smiled as he jumped up one arm in the air. "But I still can't leave you here alone while I go take care of a job." He thought for a second. "Job? Where do you work?"

"I'ma sort of exterminator," He nervously smiled "I handle the really bad pests that get in the way of certain people and get rid of them."

"Okaaay?"You looked at him suspiciously "What aren't you telling me?"

"Nooothing."He was the worst liar you had ever seen.

"Have fun, with those 'Pests'" you emphasized your words. He laughed"Okay babe, Ill send someone over to take good care of ya," He smiled and loaded about a half a dozen guns. He appeared to be ready to kill the whole Latvian army.

Before he left he came over to you "I get a goodbye kiss don't I?" His expression was adorable you couldn't deny that, but you spoke up "I don't believe in goodbyes," You smiled brightly and put your handout for a fist bump, he gladly excepted.

"Ill see you when you come back,"

 "See ya babe." Then he left.