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The Secret is Spread

"Raven, Raven Crimson Reaper." Raven stated too formally for my liking. She put her hand out, and I poked it.

"Interesting.." She mumbled.

"What was that?"

"Nya! Um.. The car?" She squeaked.

'Too cute. Can I barf now? Where's the trash can?' Blood walked down the stairs, her blood-stained hair covering her frightened grey eyes.

'I wonder if she'll ever be happy, but it's all because of THAT day...' I shook my head.

"Blood? Since when do you live here?" I questioned. She smiled, her eyes still frightened.

"Since Mr. Tree gave me the key here? Durh!" She retorted. Her smile faded when she saw Raven. "Who's that?" She spat with venom.

'Ouch... That stung.'

I think someone's jelous!~ Natalie sung.

I think someone's stupid!~ Nicole sung, directing it at Natalie.

HEY! Well at least I don't have a fat head!!~ Natalie retorted.

YOUR GONNA PAY FOR THAT!!!~ Nicole screeched.

'LADIES! CALM YOUR TITS!'

Nicole huffed.

"Neon...?" Both Blood and Raven asked in unison, before glaring at each other. My eyes snapped to them.

"Uh... IT WAS NAT AND NICKY!! BLAME THEM!" I yelled, running to the kitchen, and to my boyfriend.

Now, I know what your thinking. And no, it's not what you think. My boyfriend's name is Mr. Fridge. He has all my favourite foods in him. I love him more than all the knives and spilt blood in the world. And he loves me back even more than I love him. His power never goes out, even when the electricity goes out. He's the best fridge ever!

"I CANT TAKE THIS LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP ANYMORE!! MR. FRIDGE! YOU ARE OFFICIALLY MOVING TO MY ROOM!!" I yelled out, pulling his plug and pushing him up my stairs. Raven and Blood just watched, giving me looks like I was crazy. Which I am, but I ain't telling them that!

Blood's P.O.V

Ne-ne screamed something to the fridge, before pushing him up the stairs. That fridge is creepy, I tell you. It never goes out, even when the power is gone. I say there are evil spirits in it, but she just laughs at me! I'm treated like I'm two! But I'm not! I'm freaking sixteen for God's sake! The girl named Raven turned to me.

"Is she always like this?" She asked. I nodded.

"That's the typical Neon for you. Screaming her head off then dragging something into her room." She laughs.

"So.. Your name is Blood?"

'Ouch... I wish she didn't ask that!'

"Um... Yeah.. Sorta. Neon gave me the nickname because of my hair colour.. It's stained... My real name's Cher." She nodded.

"So, Cher. My name is Raven. I go to her school."

"I know, she said something earlier to me about a black and red headed girl. Said she didn't know your name." The room was silent, until there was a high pitched male scream.

"AH SHIT! OM NOM, YOUR NOT MEANT TO FUCKING HAVE SEX WITH MR. FRIDGE YOU DUMBASS!!" Neon screamed from her room. Raven burst out laughing.

"Pffffffffffffft! OH GOD THAT'S FUNNY!" She yelled out, gasping and falling to the floor. Then she suddenly stopped and looked at me seriously. "Who's 'Om Nom'?"

"Oh, he's a friend of Neon. His name is Jack Noeyes."

"As in 'no eyes'...?" She chocked on her words.

"Uh.. No! As in noice!" I tried to cover up. It seemed to work. She nodded. Neon came back downstairs and flopped on the couch.

"He's being a dick, go deal with him. Oh, and he may or may not be stuck under Mr. Fridge..." She trailed off. I nodded and went upstairs to deal with a pissed off eighteen year old that eats kidneys.

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