Falling For You (Treebros)

Chapter Six: The Smartphone Hour

son.of.a.birch: I'm sorry everyone I panicked

con_artist_: oh great

con_artist_: kleinman

insanelycooljaredkleinman: Heyyy Connor!

insanelycooljaredkleinman: How you doing?

insanelycooljaredkleinman: Still batshit out of your mind?

con_artist_: could you please make your username shorter its annoying me

insanelycooljaredkleinman changed their username to fuckoffschoolshooter

fuckoffschoolshooter: Better?

con_artist_: its still long

fuckoffschoolshooter: Read my username, bitch

ally-murphy: Done?

con_artist_: no

ally-murphy: Well, you are now. We need to help our friend, Evan.

son.of.a.birch: Why do I need help?

son.of.a.birch: Also I'm your friend Alana?

ally-murphy: Of course! What did you think I was?

son.of.a.birch: I don't know

son.of.a.birch: An acquaintance?

ally-murphy: No! You're one of my closest friends.

galaxy.jazz: Also, you need help because Connor has a huge gay crush on you.

con_artist_: zoe fuck you

Chat between son.of.a.birch and con_artist_

son.of.a.birch: We should pretend we're dating

son.of.a.birch: To prank them

con_artist_: oh fuck yes

con_artist_: youre evil

son.of.a.birch: ;)

Connor Needs Help chat

son.of.a.birch: I already know.

con_artist_: its a bit more than a crush zoe

ally-murphy: Wait, what?

galaxy.jazz: ^^

fuckoffschoolshooter: ^^

son.of.a.birch: We're dating

fuckoffschoolshooter: I KNEW IT!

galaxy.jazz: Wait.

galaxy.jazz: For how long?

con_artist_: like six months

galaxy.jazz: What the fuck?

galaxy.jazz: Why didn't you tell me?

con_artist_: cause youre a bitch

galaxy.jazz: Wow thanks.

son.of.a.birch: He didn't mean that Zoe

galaxy.jazz: I know.

fuckoffschoolshooter: Can we just talk about the fact that Connor and Evan kept their gay relationship a secret for half a year?

con_artist_ removed fuckoffschoolshooter from Connor Needs Help