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brandon's saad: it was good, suicides are fun

the hotter jones: awww b

brandon's saad: but anyways are u busy later?

the hotter jones: no, lets hang out !

brandon's saad: alright great, ill come over at like 8?

the hotter jones: um well could we maybe hang at ur place? I dont have a couch yet. Or food

brandon's saad: WHAT

the hotter jones: ik ik

brandon's saad: hOW DO U NOT HAVE FOOD

the hotter jones: ive been eating out the last few days

brandon's saad: okay thats it

brandon's saad: im coming to pick you up rn and we're going grocery shopping

brandon's saad: and i uh well idk what to do about the couch situation

the hotter jones: okay okay and its okay seth and i are going to pick it up tomorrow, if u want u can come

brandon's saad: wouldnt miss it !

the hotter jones: okay thanks b :))

brandon's saad: np, ill be at ur place in 20, im ordering a pizza for us to eat well we shop

the hotter jones: oh look at you, saadfather

brandon's saad: what can i say saadfather always pulls through🤷🏼‍♀️

the hotter jones: thank you babe

the hotter jones: oops sorry, saadfather

brandon's saad: nope no! babe ! you can call me babe !

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brandon.saad: teamwork makes the dream work
tagged: macyjones

mitchmarner: i cant tell if this is cute or if i should be shielding my young eyes

auston_matthews: both tbh^

zachwerenski: imma choose the second one

macyjones: rude best friend ☹️ zachwerenski

sethjones: still dont understand why u call other people your best friend

calebjones: she can have more than one dum dum sethjones

zachwerenski: oh im sorry best friend, ill be the supportive best friend then, i guess we're not on that level yet where we can be mean to each other macyjones

zachwerenski: OH MYYYYY GOD SOOO GROSS

zachwerenski: whoops stupid autocorrect

zachwerenski: i totally meant to say cute

dylstrome: nice one werenski

sophie.green: cutest people

connormcdavid: yeah not a couple

morganrielly: ^ yet**

williamnylander: reaching for the stars kasperikapanen

kasperikapanen: im cringing so hard rn

jonathantoews: aw my lil saader has a girlfriend man you're so grown up

psharp10: better be growing out the flow

alexanderwennberg: shoo we dont want u stealing our saadfather jonathantoews psharp10

jonathantoews: i think macy already did

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private chat- auston and zach

matts: so u like macy eh?

zachy: smh torontos changed you man

matts: its mitch i swear

matts: but answer the damn question

zachy: no, ive known her for like three days

matts: so has saad but look, they're planning what flowers their gonna have at their wedding

zachy: he met her at wcoh

matts: yeah they met but he just swooned over her on the sidelines

matts: i stg they didnt say three words to each other

zachy: whatever, i dont like her so it doesnt matter

matts: you were throwing shade on his ig

zachy: was not

matts: no no it was quite entertaining, im glad u did

zachy: it was pretty good huh?

matts: yeah

matts: so let me rephrase that

matts: you think shes hot

zachy: hey wait did u say saad was SWOONING over mace at wcoh?

matts: its a word

matts: and stop changing the subject, you think shes hot.

zachy: okay yes i find her attractive

matts: okay good that is all i needed to know

zachy: auston fucking matthews

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