Just Passing By (Reader X Randy Cunningham)

. Just Normal Awkwardness .

"Home planet?" She blinks a couple of times, as if not hearing what I just said, "OH YEAH! I mean, there's this famous place where every kid wants to be there. It's, uh, a big castle, full of rides you've never seen before! It's full of royal princesses, magic and shows!"

"A castle?" I question, raising an eye brow, "How can it all fit in there?"

Magic? Princesses? What? I never thought aliens have that kind of thing and.. It's an amusement park?

I couldn't help but wonder if (Y/n) is a princess. She'd look beautiful in a gown, I mean, for an alien that is.

"Well, uhm, that's the theme and magic of it, I guess," She finishes with a sigh, "Anyway, it's for higher peo- I mean, aliens who have money. They're the only ones who can get inside. Rich Aliens, who are not like me."

So that means, she isn't a princess after all. Well, princess or not, she still looks beautiful, I guess.

I put my hand on her shoulder which startled her a bit, "Well, this isn't some fancy castle but, I bet you'll enjoy this place way more."

She smiles and so did I.

After that, I distance myself once more.

The three of us both fell silent. I could sense that she's feeling awkward right now, or it could be just me.

So, I nudge on Howard's side, to tell him that I need him to come in the conversation. Luckily, he got the message. "Speaking off," Howard adds, to break the ice,"Yo Alien, pull my finger." He bites his lip out of excitement then, point his index finger for (Y/n) to pull.

"I'm down, human," (Y/n) said, eyes full with excitement.

I still think that Howard, calling her 'alien' is still wrong but, from the looks of it, (Y/n)'s okay with it only when he says it.

"Oh, you're gonna love this," I said smiling, imagining what her reaction might be. (Y/n) pulls his finger then, came out fart noises that only Howard Weinerman could do.

"Gross." A female voice came from a cart that's in front of us.

Who said that? How dare you mock my best bud's fart?! Who-

"Teresa! Debbie Kang!" My thoughts stop as I realize they must have been watching from the beginning. I know Debbie Kang has this uhm, juice (not tea) with us, but that doesn't mean Randy Cunningham could nice to her. Plus, Teresa is here. Teresa Fowler is here.

She's dressed up as Steven while Debbie Kang has a Mexican death bear costume, more like a onesie though, with cute claws that's part of her costume.

Okay, be cool, Randy. Be cool.

"Looks like we're riding together." I said in the most possible chill-est voice. Howard also joins in, being cool and all while (Y/n) just crosses her ams as she rolls her eyes. Whoa, this the first time I've seen her do that but, why? Is she jealous? She looks like she's jealous- no, irritated?

"With the Ninja?!" Teresa questions us, pointing towards (Y/n) who was caught off guard. Debbie Kang looked and a smile could be seen from her face.

"I'm (Y/n), the alien," She made jazz hands and took off the mask to show. For a second, I felt kinda happy that I've seen her face for the first time today. "I'm sorry to disappoint." Then, she puts it back on while I stared back at the other two girls in front of us.

Teresa and Debbie Kang were really disappointed. Though, I'm not sure if (Y/n) was sarcastic or really apologetic. Wait, what if I just showed up as the Ninja here? Will that impress the girls?!