Life In Gravity Falls (dipper x reader)

Ep.11: Little Dipper

Soos: Thanks, but Mabel's taller.

Dipper: What? No she's not, we're the same height, we've always been!

Soos: Better check again dude. *jumps off the step*

You: *throw a measuring tape at Soos who catches it*

Dipper and Mabel: *go back to back*

Soos: *measures them both* Yep, she's got exactly one millimeter on you.

Dipper: What?!?

Mabel: Woah, don't you see what's happening, Dipper? This millimeter is just the beginning!!! I'm evolving into the superior sibling!!! Bigger!!! Stronger!!!

Soos: Like some kind of alpha twin!!!

Mabel: Alpha twin!!! Alpha twin!!!

Dipper: C'mon guys, no one even uses millimeters! It only makes you taller than me in Canada.

Mabel: You know Dipper, I've always wanted a little brother, who know I already had one?!? *laughs* Yeah!!!

You: You're still twins you know.

Stan: *enters* I was awoken by the sound of mockery. Where is it, show me the object of ridicule!

Mabel: I'm talker than Dipper!!!

Dipper: By one millimeter!

Stan: Hey hey, don't get short with your sister! *laughs*

Mabel: Grunkle Stan, I hope you don't think little of him! *laughs*

Stan: *laugh* Yeah!!! And uh, he's short!!!

Mabel and Stan: *laugh*

Soos: Dude, maybe you should lay off a tiny bit.

Stan: Ha, tiny!!! Soos is it on it now!!!

Mabel and Stan: *laugh some more*

Dipper: *leaves*

You: ...

Soos: N-no, no, I didn't mean that!

Mabel: Dipper will forget, he's got a- three, two, one-

Mabel and Stan: Short-term memory!!!

Mabel: Haha, pow!!! We are on fire!!!

Mabel and Stan: *high five*

Stan: Ow, ooh, that's ah-

Mabel: I high five hard.

Mabel and Stan: *walk into the living room laughing*

Later on Dipper left with his journal and a scowl on his face. Uh oh. I then notice Soos starring at me expectingly.

You: *wait for him to say something*

Soos: Aren't you gonna go after Dipper?

You: Huh?

Soos: You always follow him to try and make him feel better, and you also try to stop him from doing something stupid. Never works, but it's your thing.

You: How do you know that?

Soos: A man has ways, dude.

You: ...

Soos: ...

You: *sigh* I'll be back soon.

I ran outside, no sign of Dipper. Perfect. I ran to the forest where I heard murmurs which as I got closer sounded like complains. It was Dipper! I yelled his name so he would know I'm there. He turned around, but tripped on a rock and fell backwards. I jumped slid down the hill myself, it was kinda my fault that he fell.