The Real Reason Why

Chapter 6

"Can he not hear us? Mark can you check the volume meter again, but this time make sure that it's fully up?" asked Eduardo. Mark checks in the volume meter which shows that it's fully up. "Well I just checked the volume meter and it's fully up to max, so.....maybe it's us then" said Mark. "Oh great" grumbled Eduardo. While Mark was trying to figure it out, Matt was busy doing different positions and gestures with his signal flags. "I have to admit, he sure looks funny while doing those positions with those signal flags" said Jon while trying not to laugh.

*With Tom*

While watching Matt doing weird things with his flags, Tom was seen doing something. "That's right, keep it up Matt. Keep on distracting them" said Tom before putting on his captain's hat. "Okay Susan wish me luck. I'm gonna take those three idiots down with my harpoon" said Tom while giving a quick thumbs up to his bass which was leaning up against a wall. Tom then climbs a ladder which activated something causing a harpoon launcher to appear right outside. Tom then goes to it with a large harpoon in his hands before placing it into the launching portion of the launcher. "Okay, let's fire things up" said Tom while going behind the launcher before aiming the launcher high and locked it on the UFO. "Okay Tom.....just wait for the right timing to launch and you'll be fine. Just wait for it" said Tom cautiously.

*Back Inside The UFO*

"Oh my god....this...this is too much. Make....make it stop....please" said Jon while laughing. "Have you tried this yet?" asked Eduardo who was helping Mark. "Yeah I already did and still nothing" said Mark. "We'll try it again" said Eduardo who was starting to get mad. While both Eduardo and Mark were arguing, Jon suddenly saw something on his radar before zooming up to reveal Tom with a harpoon launcher that's pointed straight up at the UFO. "Uhh guys.....we have a harpoon pointed towards us!" yelled Jon. "What? Outta my way" said Eduardo while going over to Jon and pushing him to the side. "Oh you gotta be kidding me, right? Does he really think that he can take us down with a harpoon? Not on my watch" said Eduardo before going back to main panel and pressing a button.

*Back With Edd, Matt, and Tom*

Edd was watching Tom readying his harpoon at the UFO while seeing Matt doing more positions with his signal flags, before looking up at the UFO and noticed that it was flashing colorful lights and shaking. "If you're gonna launch that harpoon you might need to do it now" said Edd. "I know, I know, I'm just waiting for the right time" said Tom. "Well now's the time" said Edd. Tom then nods his head before staring up a the UFO with both of his thumbs on the two triggers. "It's either now or never. Alright you three no more playing around. It's time for you to take your medicine, right here right now!" yelled Tom before pressing the triggers.

Once the triggers were pressed the large harpoon was suddenly launched towards the UFO in blinding speed. Before it could ever make contact with the UFO, it was suddenly blasted by a beam which made it came flying right back right at....Matt. "Can you hear me- oh my god! NOT THE FACE!!!" yelled Matt while bracing himself with his signal flags as Tom's harpoon came towards him. "MATT!!!! NOOOOOO!!!" yelled Edd who ran over to where Matt was and quickly moved him away. As Edd did this the harpoon missed its target and landed on its sharp four pointed spear on the ground. "Matt.....are you okay?" asked Edd while getting off a shaking Matt.

"Y-Yeah.....I'm....I'm fine. I think" said Matt who looked terrified. "I hate to break up this special moment of saving Matt's life, but look" said Tom while pointing up. Edd looks up to see the UFO pulling out a large cannon and pointing it at Edd, Matt, and Tom before charging up. "Hahaha....I'm so sorry that it has to end like this, but some things must happen" said Eduardo. "Eduardo! Are you out of your mind!?" yelled Edd. "No, no I'm not. I'm perfectly sane. I'm just gonna take the time to charge up this death ray just so I can finish you three off" said Eduardo.

"You seriously can't fire a death ray at us! That's not how rivalries work Eduardo!" yelled Edd. "Oh how would you know? Exactly as I thought. Nothing....ahahaha.....goodbye Edd, I will always find it in my heart to mourn your lose" said Eduardo before reaching towards a red button. "Join hands with me you two. It's been a pleasure to know you both" said Edd while holding both Tom and Matt's hands. "I never thought I'll be saying this but Matt, I cared a lot about you at times even though I don't show it" said Tom. "Tom, I never told anyone about this expect for Ringo, but I used your toothbrush to unclog the toilet and to get dog poop off of my shoe. I even went on a romantic date with your bass Susan" said Matt. "Oh....wait you did what?" asked Tom as Matt smiled nervously.

"Goodbye Eddsworld and hello Eduardosworld" said Eduardo before laughing evilly while pressing the red button. The death ray was soon all charged up and a few seconds later, it flashed colorful disco lights before firing. "Ahahahaha.....I did it! I am nuermo uno and will always will be" said Eduardo who was cheering on what he did. "Uhh.....Eduardo" said Mark. "What is it Mark? Can't you see that I'm having a moment here?" asked Eduardo. "About that.....you might wanna take a look at this" said Mark.

"Huh? What do you- oh my god! What is that?" asked Eduardo. Eduardo looked at the radar to see Edd's entire backyard filled with a combination of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry flavored ice cream. Soon Edd, Tom, and Matt popped up from the many piles of ice cream somewhat dazed and confused. "What just happened?" asked Edd. "I think we got blasted by a ray that shoots out ice cream instead of being an actual death ray" said Tom. "Whatever it is, I don't care. Eduardo's wrath tastes so good and delicious that's it making my sweet tooth dance in excitement. Thank you Eduardo" said Matt while waving.

"IT'S NUERMO UNO EDUARDO TO- ah forget it. RETREAT!!!" yelled Eduardo. Soon the UFO takes off and flies away from Edd's house and out to an open field. "Okay here they come Paul. Fire away" said Patryck. "Rodger that" said Paul who was holding a large bazooka and fired it at the UFO which was a direct hit. The UFO then shutters in sky before losing control and ended up landing in a nearby lake. "Whoops.....I didn't expect that to happen" said Paul.

"No, no, it's not your fault" said Patryck. "Are you sure about that? I mean are they gonna come out of the lake?" asked Paul. "Oh they will. Just give them a few minutes" said Patryck. A few minutes later, Eduardo, Jon, and Mark came out of the waters to catch their breath. "Whyyyyyy!? How can that death ray turn into an ice cream machine!? Just how!?" yelled Eduardo before breaking into tears. "Oh come on Eduardo, it's not that bad" said Mark. "Yeah just think of the positives. You could of have a whole entire childhood being bald and unhappy" said Jon. "Grr........I HATE YOU TWO SO MUCH!!!!" yelled Eduardo. Jon and Mark soon ran away from Eduardo, as Eduardo began chasing them. "GET BACK HERE!!!" yelled Eduardo while continuing to chase them.

*Meanwhile*

"That should be the last of the ice cream. Now we don't have to worry about buying any because we have an endless supply" said Edd. "Yeah we do" said Matt while putting away the last container of strawberry ice cream into a freezer. "Thank god that took forever. I need a vacation" said Tom. "A vacation? That ain't a bad idea" said Edd. "No, when I said that I need a vacation, I mean by myself" said Tom. "Hey Matt, do you wanna go an vacation?" asked Edd. "Ooooo....a vacation? Who's paying? No wait....don't tell that Tom's paying. That's great, I'll start packing now" said Matt before quickly leaving the room. "No wait....I- oh who am I kidding? Pack your things.....we're going on a car ride" said Tom. "A car ride? To where exactly? Are we going to that new amusement park that just opened up a week ago?" asked Edd. "Oh I wish, but sadly no. We're going on a fishing trip" said Tom. "Okay then. Maybe we can go to that amusement park some other time. If you would excuse me, I'll be getting the fishing equipment" said Edd before leaving. "Sure thing. Can this day get any worse than this?" asked Tom.