Jake: Should I be scared?
Derrick: No.
King: Yes.
Jake: *hides behind Derrick*
-What do you think of the two strangers taking refuge in your palace?
King: Well the castle has been a bit lonely anyways, but now that I know that Jake is my son's soulmate, I'm glad I let them stay.
Jake: Yeah thanks for that, your majesty.
King: *winks* call me Dad.
Derrick: DAD. NO.
Pickle: Kitten is right! Derrick is the only one who should be called Da-
-Why do you frown upon royalty mixing with servants?
King: Well, it is not just me specifically. All of society generally believes that royalty and peasants should not mix. Nobles should be treated like, well, nobles. That's how it's always been. Speaking of which, why is this servant girl here?
Jeanie: 'Servant girl?'Uh, I think not. The only master I serve is the God of Gaylords and my fiance. You are just merely my employer.
King: Excuse me? I could have you exe-
Jeanie: -cuted? I know. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. Are we done now?
King: *confused silence*
Jeanie: I'll take that as a yes.
Author:....OKAY! Before Jeanie gets her head chopped off, onto the next set of questions which are for...DERRICK RASTUS!
Derrick: Kms
Pickle: 2. 4. 6. 8. Who do we appreciate? KITTENNNNNN!!!!!
Author: Alright. First question!...
-Why the Hell are you so stubborn?!
Derrick: What can I say, it's in my nature
-Why don't you let Jake share a bed with you?
Jake: I want to know this answer too
Pickle: Same, same! Why won't you let us snuggle you DeeDee?? Afraid we'll do something indecent? Jake's okay, but I make no promises-
Derrick: *blushes intensely*
Pickle: And since you guys can hear me now I have something to say to my kitten!
Jake: Oh god...
Pickle: You are the smartest, most kindest, most beautifulest, most hottest soulmate ever and I can't wait until we kiss you.
Derrick: *blush intensifies*
Jake: That actually wasn't that bad-
Pickle: I also want some of that hot bod, my prince. When ya gonna give us sum?
Derrick: *Explodes*
Jake: PICKLE!
Author: Lol...Next set of questions! These are for JEANIE KATZ! First up!
-How do you know your soulmate is dead?
Jeanie: Ah, that's not too bad. Well, I mentioned moving to China as a younger person right?
Author: Uh, I think so
Jeanie: Well, during that time there was this cool war going on...And I met my soulmate on the literal battlefield.
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No Better Than The Beasts
Romance(Completed MXM) In a kingdom of wolves, a prince dwells with an unappealing attitude and a way of distancing himself from anything that deals with 'love'. You could say he was Prince Charming's opposite. His only true hatred was a certain beast, a s...
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