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Nathan: Whhhhhaaaaaaa? You fought in a war?

Jeanie: *rolls eyes* No stupid. I just got caught up in the middle of it. I almost got shot, when this gorgeous girl jumped in front of me. As she was dying, I felt that spark ya know~, but she died before it could fully develop into something meaningful. I just remember thinking, "Oh, that was my soulmate?" and I found I couldn't be that upset for someone I really didn't know.

Nathan: *hugs*

Jeanie: No hugs!

-How many exes do you have?

Jeanie: Uhhhhhhhhhhh I lost count at 26.

Everyone: TWENTY-SIX?

Jeanie: Probably more than that...but hopefully my fiance and I will stay together for a long time. *smiles*

Nathan: Who knew Jeanie could do commitment?

Jeanie: I have a tattoo needle, a fist, and a bad attitude.

Jeanie: Don't make me use them.

-What the hell is your type because you seem to be going for the crazy people.

Jeanie: Why do you think I have so many exes? People are insane, gurl.

Pickle: It could be a boy.

Nathan: Yeah Jeanie.

Jeanie: Idiots.

QUESTIONS FOR NATHAN VALE DRAKE!

Nathan: *cough*

Author: Sorry, KING Nathan Vale Drake.

Nathan: Finally, I'm in the spotlight!

-Do you not feel any pull whatsoever towards David?

Nathan: Ummm.. nevermind. I don't want to be in the spotlight anymore.

Author: Nope. That's the rule. You have to answer the question.

Nathan: BUT HE'S LISTENING.

David:...What do you mean...pull?

Jeanie: He means-

Nathan: NOPE. *cover's David's ears and whispers* I have to admit...he's kind of adorable. AND THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GETTING! *let's go of David's ears*

David: *blushes from Nathan's touch*

Author: All right next on the chopping block-

Derrick: This isn't food network-

Author: IS! Jeanie's...fiance?

Author: Where's Jeanie's fiance?

Jeanie's fiance: Present. 'Sup everybody!

Jeanie: Hello, my love. *Kisses passionately*

Nathan: *cups hands over mouth*Get a room!

Jeanie: Shut your mouth, Mr. I'm-in-Denial

Nathan: *pouts*

Author: Be nice Jeanie. Anyways! Jeanie's fiance, first quesion.

-Are you as crazy as Sarah?

Fiance: Who's Sarah?

Jeanie: Crazy Ex Number 3.

Fiance: Ah. Then no, probably not. 

-Do you have any supernatural powers?

Fiance: Unless you count having a high pain tolerance "supernatural powers" then...not that I know of? But wouldn't it be cool to have powers? 

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