Nathan: Whhhhhaaaaaaa? You fought in a war?
Jeanie: *rolls eyes* No stupid. I just got caught up in the middle of it. I almost got shot, when this gorgeous girl jumped in front of me. As she was dying, I felt that spark ya know~, but she died before it could fully develop into something meaningful. I just remember thinking, "Oh, that was my soulmate?" and I found I couldn't be that upset for someone I really didn't know.
Nathan: *hugs*
Jeanie: No hugs!
-How many exes do you have?
Jeanie: Uhhhhhhhhhhh I lost count at 26.
Everyone: TWENTY-SIX?
Jeanie: Probably more than that...but hopefully my fiance and I will stay together for a long time. *smiles*
Nathan: Who knew Jeanie could do commitment?
Jeanie: I have a tattoo needle, a fist, and a bad attitude.
Jeanie: Don't make me use them.
-What the hell is your type because you seem to be going for the crazy people.
Jeanie: Why do you think I have so many exes? People are insane, gurl.
Pickle: It could be a boy.
Nathan: Yeah Jeanie.
Jeanie: Idiots.
QUESTIONS FOR NATHAN VALE DRAKE!
Nathan: *cough*
Author: Sorry, KING Nathan Vale Drake.
Nathan: Finally, I'm in the spotlight!
-Do you not feel any pull whatsoever towards David?
Nathan: Ummm.. nevermind. I don't want to be in the spotlight anymore.
Author: Nope. That's the rule. You have to answer the question.
Nathan: BUT HE'S LISTENING.
David:...What do you mean...pull?
Jeanie: He means-
Nathan: NOPE. *cover's David's ears and whispers* I have to admit...he's kind of adorable. AND THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GETTING! *let's go of David's ears*
David: *blushes from Nathan's touch*
Author: All right next on the chopping block-
Derrick: This isn't food network-
Author: IS! Jeanie's...fiance?
Author: Where's Jeanie's fiance?
Jeanie's fiance: Present. 'Sup everybody!
Jeanie: Hello, my love. *Kisses passionately*
Nathan: *cups hands over mouth*Get a room!
Jeanie: Shut your mouth, Mr. I'm-in-Denial
Nathan: *pouts*
Author: Be nice Jeanie. Anyways! Jeanie's fiance, first quesion.
-Are you as crazy as Sarah?
Fiance: Who's Sarah?
Jeanie: Crazy Ex Number 3.
Fiance: Ah. Then no, probably not.
-Do you have any supernatural powers?
Fiance: Unless you count having a high pain tolerance "supernatural powers" then...not that I know of? But wouldn't it be cool to have powers?

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