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Jake: Wellllllllllll

David: I mean-

Fiance: *looks at the two expectantly*

Jake: Oh yeah totally.

David: Yeah I guess?

Fiance: *narrows eyes*

-Are you human?

Fiance: Well, I'm certainly not Donald Duck. What else could I be, other than human?

Jake: Wellllllll

David: *covers Jake's mouth* Shhhhhhh

-What happened to your soulmate?

Fiance: I don't know. I just know they're dead.

Jeanie: LIES

Fiance: Okay, fine. It's similar to Jeanie's. I just don't like to talk about it. Next question.

-Are you one of those human eating people?

Fiance: You mean...cannibals?

Jeanie: Uhhhh

Nathan: Yeah, that's....That's what they meant.

Fiance: Oh, then no, silly! Why would you think that?!

Author: Okay, that's all the questions for you.

Fiance: Kk. I'm going home now. See ya tonight, JK.

Jeanie: See ya, babe.

Nathan: *fake vomits*

Jeanie: Says the man who can't even hold his crush's hand.

QUESTIONS FOR PICKLE!

Pickle: YAssssssss.

-Is your favorite food pickles and that's why you chose it?

Pickle: THERE IS A FOOD NAMED AFTER ME?!!!

Jake: *whispers* I'm gonna tell him.

Nathan: *covers mouth* Don't you dare!

Meanwhile...

Pickle: I never knew I was THAT famous. Wow, people must really love me!

Author: Okay Pickle, next question.

-Why the name Pickle? What made you chose it?

Pickle: Isn't it obvious? The only other name more majestic and beautiful than Pickle, is Derrick.

Derrick: *blushes* 

Pickle: Mmmmm Yes, blush my kitten. When you blush, your body becomes more beautiful than your name.

Derrick: *Blushy Blush Blush* Jake, I think I see what you meant by "indecent"

Pickle: You got that right, Princey Pie.

Derrick: *Blush into mush*

QUESTIONS FOR THE AUTHOR!

Author: Okay, I'm breaking character for a moment to say HOLY MUFFINS GUYS. YOU ASKED ME MORE QUESTIONS THAN CHARACTERS!! Surprised, I am. (don't worry, more character questions will appear in part 2 unintentionally because I was unaware of how many questions I got for them)but I'm going to speed through these.

-Update schedule?

Author: Usually once a month-unless I'm busy (then it's less) or I'm feeling write-happy(then its more)

-When is Nathan going to find his mate? Will it be male?

Author:...Soon.

Author: And I can't tell you for sure, but you will seeXD

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