Borderlands X Reader Scenarios (FINISHED)

Timothy Lawrence ~Catch Up~

You slap his ass:

He was taking too long with his talk to Handsome Jack, which was mostly stuttering and hoping he can leave soon. Claptrap was talking to you so you really wanted to leave because all he was saying was nothing important. So you walked over to the two before slapping Timothy's ass, saying you will wait outside before going out the office, leaving behind a very shy and embarrassed Timothy and a laughing Jack, who was loving this moment.

You turn him on by accident:

You like to sit on his lap. Had to pay bills but were low on cash so were angry. Timothy made a weird noise so all you could do was turn around, confused. Before you could ask what wrong is, felt something poking your behind. All you could do was blush and mumble a sorry. He just covered his face so gave a weak laugh, kissing his forehead. So left so he can take care of his "problem" down there.

When you wake him up:

He is always alert, so if you shake him awake, he will immediately sit up, ready to fight. He just has a fear of being attacked out of nowhere and people taking you. You think it's silly but also adorable so will just kiss his forehead and tell him it's okay.

When you massage him:

Whenever he begins panicking or worrying too much, just give him a massage and he will relax. He enjoys the massages mostly because it's you touching him in a reassuring way and it always makes him feel at ease.

You sit on his lap:

You like to sit on his lap. Don't know why, it's just fun to do and see his face go red and try his best not to get a boner. He, of course, likes it less because you always shuffle around on his lap causing him to get boners.

When you get injured:

You get injured a lot since there are always way too many villains to keep track of so a bullet or an axe will most likely end up in your flesh. When you get up, would be met with Timothy's face which is full of panic and worry. He would be asking if you're fine over and over. You would just have to wait for him to finish his panicking before he helps you up and both can continue the mission.

He tells you about Butt Stallion:

He entered, looking conflicted about something. You just gave him a confused look before worriedly asking what wrong is. He just mumbled Jack bought a diamond horse You gave a confused look and ask how and where he bought it since Pandora or Elpis don't have horses. Timothy just shrugged, mumbling it's diamond AND Jack named him Butt Stallion. Stare at him before going to the kitchen. Filled a glass with water and went back to him. He asked what you're doing. Said he's drunk so he should drink some water. So both argued about a diamond horse for an hour. In the end you called Handsome Jack and asked if he really bought a diamond horse and named it Butt Stallion. Jack casually answered with a yes. Timothy smirked in victory so all you could do was angry mutter that makes no sense.

You wear something of his:

You didn't wanna touch the dead body with your bare hands. Notice Timothy do his gloves off before he gave it to you. Snatch them and ask why you have to do it. He mumbled he might puke. All you could do was laugh while taking what you needed off the body before doing it in his backpack. Notice the glove had one finger tip cut off so ask why one finger was cut off. So both discussed gloves on the way back home.

You both build a blanket fort:

You came back from a mission. As you walk to the sofa, let out a yawn and stretch, only to freeze and stare at the blanket fort. Crouch down to see Timothy sleeping in it, holding a pillow. All you could do was chuckle, thinking he looks like a child before taking the pillow from his arms and lying down aside him before cuddling him and going to sleep.

You slap him with The Bible:

He was panicking, running around, ranting, on the edge of tears. You just came back from a mission and were ready to fall asleep where you were standing, so just take The Bible off the bookshelf, confused to why you have this in the house before slapping it over Timothy's head so he finally shut up and looked at you, finally back to reality and asking what wrong is. All you could do was sigh and tell him to calm down and just cuddle you while you go to sleep. So that's what Timothy did, while you slept, he held you and tried to calm down his worries.

He walks in on you naked:

You were changing clothes. Threw the bloody ones in the corner of room. Turn just on time to see Timothy entered. He immediatly yelled sorry and covered his eyes. You laugh and said he doesn't need to be embarrassed. He shook his head and turned, his hand patting the door to find the handle. Roll eyes. Guide him out before locking the door.

He finds out you cut:

When he noticed your fresh cuts, all he could do was stare, too shocked to say anything, having never expected his lover to do such a thing. He will just quietly wrap your wrists in bandages with shaky hands, trying to think what to say or do. When your wrists are taken care of, he will quietly ask what caused you to do such a thing. While you explain and he spot the tears in your eyes, he was quick to hold you and kiss your forehead, rubbing your arms in an assuring manner.

He says a pick-up line:

'Di-Did you know that sometimes I kiss your cheek when you sleep? W-Well... I do.' All you did was laugh, wondering if that's even a pick up line before giving him a kiss, thanking him for the sweet pick up line.

When you take too long in the shower:

He will begin doing random things while you shower. He once tried to shower with you but he doesn't do it anymore because it was rather awkward and he could feel himself getting turned on and didn't want to make it even more awkward. Whenever you say he can just join in the shower, he runs off or begins yelling about how you deserve privacy.

When he distracts you while your reading:

He likes to talk to you a lot but when you are reading, you hate it. He was doing it again so yell for him to sit down and shut it. He flopped down on the chair and stayed quiet. He looked around awkwardly, trying to not make a sound as he quietly opened the cookie bag. Couldn't help but laugh when he did sign to the cookie to be silent.

When he buys you a teddy bear/When you ignore him:

You were angry so ignored everyone. Were walking to bedroom when noticing a box. Opened it and found a teddy inside and a note from Timothy. He wrote a whole apology letter even though he didn't do anything wrong. Felt bad so took the teddy bear and went to Timothy. Gave him a big hug, saying thank you. He smiled before holding you and asking what wrong is.

You say "I hate you" as a joke:

You wanted to see his reaction. You went to him and yelled you hate him. Gasp when you were suddenly pulled in a hug. Timothy cried in your neck, saying he is sorry for whatever he did. You nervously explained it was suppose to be a joke. He wiped his cheeks, saying it was mean. All you could do was feel awful for several hours while holding him and assuring him you really didn't mean it and it was just a bad joke.

You ask for a piggyback ride:

He is tall so you love to get piggyback rides from him. Normally you just jump on his back but he asked for you to stop doing that because it hurts his back. He doesn't mind if you want a piggyback ride, just not for too long or his back will begin hurting too much.

When you both are handcuffed together for a day:

He was so nervous, he almost fell over his own feet every second and he kept stuttering. You just laughed it all off. Held his hand the whole day, only letting go to wipe your hand sweat away since he was sweating a lot due him being nervous the whole time. At the end of the day, Handsome Jack let you two go. 

He sees you punch someone:

He exit the house to see you slam your knee in someone's stomach before punching them. Timothy was quick to take your arm and pull you inside, worriedly asking why you did that. When you told him because that bastard said he is weird, Timothy couldn't help but smile, happy you did it for him.