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XVI. gas station duel

I bought a roll of dressing, ointment, scissors, and a water bottle for him to rehydrate again. He wasn't going to make it all the way back to my apartment, I thought grimly to myself as I paid for the items with my card and glanced outside the window.

My face darkened as soon as I awkwardly observed the couple suddenly traveling with their bodies while they were having their intense make-out session, away from the wall, and now against my car. There was no one else at the station besides them and Pierce and me. I had no problem with people being affectionate all they want since I'm not living their life, but when you try to have sex on the lid of my car, we're going to have a problem.

Thanking the cashier, I swung the plastic bag over my shoulders and made my way back out. The couple was oblivious to me walking up to them, just as they were oblivious to Pierce being in the car out of their line of vision. He was lucky he was asleep. He could forget the pain and never see this sight.

"Move." I waited.

"That's my car." Second try.

"Hel-lo." I waved one hand sarcastically in front of their smooching faces. "I'm literally standing a few inches away. Did you forget your hearing aids somewhere in her pants?"

The man seemed to have noticed, but he glanced up at me, scoffed, and bent back down to lock lips with his girl as his hands unbuckled her belt. She was in the middle of raising his shirt over his head just as a heavy bag of medical tools hit the two of them right smack in the face. Double-kill.

The woman gasped and let out a shriek as she glued her body flatter onto my car. The man backed away while thrusting aggressive motions blindly in the air. I was met with two wide, confused, and bitchy eyes as I silently cocked my eyebrows at them and mouthed, 'oops.'

"What the hell is your problem?" The woman asked hysterically, pushing herself off my car as she pointed a finger in my face. "Were we bothering you? I don't think so."

I didn't have time for this. I needed to get back in that car and treat Pierce's wound. Normally, I would've added in my two cents. But tonight wasn't the night.

I kept a straight face. "Leave me alone."

"Big mouth you have there, lady," the man suddenly started, advancing towards me.

"Yeah, well from my perspective you sucked everything left of her face so who actually has the bigger asshole?"

Just as I thought, he swung a fist to my jaw. Instead of blocking, I directly stopped his balled-up fist mid-way in the air in my palms and brought it back up to his face, where I released his hand and saw him giving himself a violent punch to the face. The woman also tried slapping me and just like her partner, her hand was redirected back to her face just before she ended up slapping herself.

"Y'all must be deaf." I shifted my weight with my arms calmly crossed across my chest as I observed the two letting out cries of pain, "I'm not in the mood. Thinking you can just walk up to anyone and throw a punch." I amusedly observed the man straightening up and giving me a disheveled growl. "A little bit confident earlier, weren't we?"

The girl finally straightened up and rubbed her flaring red cheeks. My eyes suddenly shifted as my face darkened dangerously in warning. "Why don't y'all stick around for a round two? It's been a bad night for me. I've been dying to let some steam out and your faces look mighty tempting."