wildspartanz: Hold up
[quackityhq is online]
wildspartanz: Think I saw image that in a fanfic once
aksually: ...
bro do u
quackityhq: HOLY SHIT BRANDON IS A WATTPAD AUTHOR CONFIRMED
now this is epic 🤠
N/Nbee: but ur not
[N/Nbee is offline]
kingani: alex!!
aksually: alex what did u do
kwite: was it the image
quackityhq: nothing wtf i'm innocent
aksually: free my mans he ain't do shit!
bluesdank: kinda gay ngl
wildspartanz: Okay so Cursed Furry Images part 12
quackityhq: shut
wildspartanz: Was not kidding
aksually: 😎
kingani: y'all are thots i'm dming them
kwite:👊
quackityhq: NO
i am NOT a THOT
aksually: this is great gamers can we get #quackityisathot trending again
quackityhq: no
kwite: tweeted
quackityhq: blocked
wildspartanz: retweeted
aksually: triple retweeted
quackityhq: BLOCKED
itshooverr: pinned and set as banner
aksually: made as profile pic
quackityhq: blocked, every single one of u
//
It wasn't even a voice call and you were freaking out. Your toes were curled and you brought up a hand to smooth down your hair, eyes wide. It was an adrenaline-fueled response yet you didn't know why it was your first instinct. What about him triggered your primal urges of a fight or flight response? Anger, probably, but...
You tried to think realistically. Maybe your brain though he was a threat? Because of his subscriber count and large fanbase? Sure, you were jealous, but did that explain this passionate strife? ...No. Like hell you would be intimidated by Alex.
It couldn't have really been a fight or flight response because he wasn't even talking to you or about you, right? Does that count? It was a completely different and estranged subject, yet you still somehow felt compelled to slap him all the way to Estonia.
Then Ani messaged you, and you forced yourself to calm down for her sake. You concentrated on abundant, deep breaths in and out: peace and clear thoughts. He wasn't worth the time anyway.
private messages: N/Nbee and kingani
kingani: ?
[N/Nbee is online]
N/Nbee: nothing
kingani: -_-
good cop or bad cop
👮♀️👮♂️
N/Nbee: u could never
kingani: 🔫
N/Nbee: too bad that emoji got updated lmao
gonna shoot me with water?
kingani: 🔫💣🧨🔪🚬💞💓
N/Nbee: 💓
kingani: tell me
N/Nbee: need to be alone
kingani: :((
pls
N/Nbee: just for a bit ok?
kingani: i'll tickle u till u start talking
N/Nbee: ok
just book a flight to me real quick
or tickle me from across the country
kingani: 😿
ok i'm sorry for calling u out like that in the group chat
sry if it hurt ur feelings :(
N/Nbee: no no it's not u!
kingani: then who is it!!!🥺
N/Nbee: no one
specifically
kingani: spill it
N/Nbee: there's a lot of people
kingani: ah
N/Nbee: kind of miss the exclusivity of our small calls and chats
kingani: *virtually hugs* of course ❤️
i'm doing a small call tonight for recording, want to join?
probably going to ask 1 other person, that's it
cool?
N/Nbee: cool
🐝
time?
kingani: uh hold on
7 ur time ok?
N/Nbee: ❤️
kingani: ...is that a yes?
N/Nbee: yes lol
kingani:❤️see u later
N/Nbee: <3
//
a/n: this is my first real-person fanfiction and i'm not sure how to feel about that. on the small chance that quackity is reading this, i just want to offer my profuse apologies lmao, sorry bro.
disclaimers:
-i'll try to keep the story gender-neutral, but it's more aimed towards a female audience (also, spanish words are often feminine/masculine, in which case i'll use feminine)
-there will be spanish spoken in later chapters (spanish speaking/flirting is the main plot point) and translations will be available at the bottom
also, constructive criticism is appreciated!
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red siesta ? quackity x reader
Fanfiction""I... I could always just teach you Spanish, you know." There was a hint of a smile in his voice that offset you. A sly smile, not genuine-- something teasing underlying. You were tempted to disagree, but... From there, only Thanos knew what would...
i. good cop & bad cop
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