[? ] THE TARGET EMPLOYEE. caleb mclaughlin

ii. disaster hetero

I'M A BAD BITCH, YOU CAN'T KILL ME

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broom broom                              (jalon)
miss keisha                                   (nova)
i wanna be a cowboy baby          (primrose)

i wanna be a cowboy baby
THEY NOTICED MEEEEE

miss keisha
BITCH I SQW

broom broom
SQW?

miss keisha
SHUt THE FUCK UP HIE

broom broom
HIE?

miss keisha
EVERYONE: WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO HER(JALON)?
ME: I FUCKED THAT BITCH...UP

broom broom
I'M SCARED

i wanna be a cowboy baby
GUYS

miss keisha
GALS

broom broom
GENTS

i wanna be a cowboy baby
BE SERIOUS

DID YOU SEE THAT THEY NOTICED ME?

broom broom
WHO?

miss keisha
YEAH

WHO TF NOTICED YOU TO MAKE YOU SHOW
THIS MUCH DISRESPECT TO YOUR
GRANDMOTHER?

i wanna be a cowboy baby
SADIE SINK

NOAH SCHNAPP

ANDDDDDDDDDDDDD

TYPING...

miss keisha
WHO BITCH?????

broom broom
BITCHHHH

YOU ALREADY KNOW THE LAST ONE

miss keisha
YOU DONT KNOW IF I KNOW
I KNOW THE LAST ONE

broom broom
*DON'T

AND YOU'RE SLOW

i wanna be a cowboy baby
CALEB MCLAUGHLIN

miss keisha
CALOOB MCLAUGHLIN NOTICED
YOUUUSKSKS?

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

broom broom
*YOU

AND YOU'D KNOW IF YOU WERE
A GOOD BEST FRIEND AND STALKED
HER TWITTER FEED

miss keisha
THAT'S NOT BEING A GOOF FRIEND

THAT'S BEING A STALKER

broom broom
*GOOD

miss keisha
JFC JALOM

i wanna be a cowboy baby
I LOVE THE ATTENTION

broom broom
*LOVE

i wanna be a cowboy baby
I SPELLED IT RIGHT

broom broom
SORRY

I JUST EXPECTED YOU TO SPELL IT WRONG

i wanna be a cowboy baby
BULLY

miss keisha
CALOOB NOTICED YOU AHAHAHHAHSHSHS

i wanna be a cowboy baby
I KNOW RIGHT?!

broom broom
*CALEB

miss keisha HAS REMOVED broom broom FROM THE GROUP CHAT

i wanna be a cowboy baby
AND THAT'S THE TEA

OLIVIA'S THOUGHTS

wowie. this was fun to write. y33t y33t.