||DISCONTINUED|| Watching The MCU (with underrated films)

Antman Part 5 (shorter)(no d-)(shut up)

Scott Lang: Hey, look what I have for you.

[he hands her the small bag he'd brought]

Cassie Lang: Can I open it now?

Paxton: Of course sweetheart, it's your birthday.

[she takes out an ugly looking rabbit which talks]

Hideous Rabbit: You're my bestest friend!

"I am scared of the hideous creature" Drax said, snarling at the toy rabbit

"Oof?"

Paxton: [referring to the toy rabbit] What is that thing?

Cassie Lang: He's so ugly! I love him! Can I go show my friends?

"LITTLE CHILD MUST PROTECC"

"YEES"

"Im a teEn"

"COME HERE CHILD"

Paxton: Yeah, of course sweetheart, go ahead.

[Cassie runs off with the ugly rabbit to show her friends]

Hideous Rabbit: You're my bestest friend!

Scott Lang: Look, the child support is coming. Alright? It's just hard finding a job when you have a record.

Paxton: I'm sure you'll figure it out, but for now I want you out of my house.

Scott Lang: No, wait, it's my daughter's birthday!

Paxton: It's my house!

Scott Lang: So what, it's my kid!

"Im with Scott on this one" Hope said, agreeing with the onscreen Scott

"FINALLY!"

"Soo..." Bruce trailed off, "is she your ex-wife?" (Referring to Maggie, not hope) 

"Yep"

[Maggie walks over to them]

Maggie Lang:

 Scott! You can't just show up here, you know that. Come on.

Scott Lang: It's her birthday party.

Maggie Lang: Yeah, I know, but you can't just show up.

Scott Lang: She's my daughter.

Paxton: You don't know the first thing about being a father.

"YOU'RE MAKING YOUR BABU SAD!" Shuri accused Paxton, earning nods of agreement

Scott Lang: Maggie, I tell you this as a friend, and as the first love of my life, your fiancé is an ass-hat.

"Straight facts" Quill said

"Im as straight as a circle" Bucky chimed

"Gei"

Maggie Lang: He's not an ass-hat.

Paxton: Hey, watch your language. Okay?

"STEEB IS THAT YOU?!" Bucky screamed at Paxton

"NO!" Steeb yelled

"uh-huh" Tony replied sarcastically 

Steve just groaned and slapped Bucky

Scott Lang: Oh, what language. I said hat.

"MOOD" MJ yelled

[Maggie takes Scott out of the house]

Scott Lang: Really, Maggie? That guy? Come on, you could marry anyone you want, you have to get engaged to a cop?

Maggie Lang: At least he's not a crook.

"Crooks are cooler" Harley said (being a emo edgy teen)

"EXACTLY!" Cassie yelled (who now was with the teens)

"SMOL BABU HAS GROWN"

"YOU HAVE A BAD INFLUENCE ON OUR CHILD" Paxton hollered

Scott made a mock face at the cop

Scott Lang: I'm trying, okay? I've changed, and I'm straight-

"Mhm"

I had a job, and... I want to provide. I had a lot of time to think about it, and I love her. So much. I've missed so much time and I want to be a part of her life. What do I do?

Maggie Lang: Get an apartment. Get a job, pay child support. And then we will talk about visitation, I promise. You're her hero, Scott. Just, be the person that she already thinks you are.

[Scott gets into Luis's van, Cassie waves goodbye to him as he drives off honking the musical horn]

"Im sad now"

-x-

"Any reasons why this chapter is so lazy and short?" Wade interviewed Fishtick, who was tied to the "lazy author" chair, "Also, why do you always start listening to Fake Love when I come on screen"

"Because im sick of my fake platonic love for you and I wanna stab you"

"IM OFFENDED" Wade yelled, putting a hand on his heart, "but why-"

"Are you gonna stop being a fanfic Monika and let be breath?!"

"No"

"Ugh" Fishtick groaned

"So, why you so lazy?"

"I WOKE UP AT 6 AM TO WRITE THIS OK DONT BLAME ME"

"This took 30 minutes max," Wade said, "it's 7:24 A.M"

"OK!" Fishtick yelled, "I READ FANFICS BEFORE COMING TO WRITE THIS"

"OK!"

"yay!"

"But why this so ba-"

"SHUT UP AND LET ME OUT BEFORE I EDIT YOU OUT LIKE HOW PEWDIEPIE DELETED MONIKA"

"OK OK OK FINE"

(Please dont ship me and Wade from the "fake love" sentence lmao I said platonic as in friendo and i dont want to annoy you guys)

"PEOPLE ARE SHIPPING US?!"

"ARE YOU A SUCKER FOR PAIN BECAUSE I WILL TIE YOU DOWN AND STAB YOU" (im referencing to the song)

"That's di-"

"Banned"