?kinda strange, isn't it? | zim

Chapter 3: Gir 2.0

"Sorry Dib hyooman, I must attend to some business worthy of my time, now shoo!" He slammed the door in Dib's face and turned to [Y/n] who was peeking from the kitchen. Zim eyes her and lifts Aro up in the air.

"And then you say my S.I.R Unit is broken, look at yours! It's a complete TRAINWRECK! It could have exposed you to the hyooman DIB! It's annoying already that he bothers me when I try to work on destroying this disgusting pathetic mudball of a planet, It would be more DIFFICULT and BOTHERSOME if he figured you out to be an Irken like Zim!" All she heard was;

"Bla Bla Bla, destroying the earth, bla bla bla bla bla hyooman Dib blah blah difficult blah blah blah Irken."
She honestly did not give two shits about the human child, she just wanted to fix her robot. At this point, she wasn't even gonna have Aro clean up the mess in the Lab. Zim can do that himself.

At one point she rolls her eyes and takes Aro from Zim's clutches.

"Yeah, yeah, I get it. The human already found you out already, what does it matter? Can't you like, lock him up in Moo-Ping 10 or something?" Zim looked thoughtful for a moment.

" Huh, I guess you are correct. But it wouldn't give me the same satisfaction as seeing his puny hyooman face all moopy and sad WITH NO HOPE OF SAVING HIS INFERIOR PLANET AHAHAHA-"
Yo, this dude has some issues. She felt uncomfortable with his sudden change to evil laughing. Yeah making people suffer is fun and all that, but getting out of your way for one specific person tells her that he needs mental help.

"Um... Okay.. I guess?" She sits on the couch and opens Aro's head lid. "You do you, I don't care. Also, infecting the earth's atmosphere with hot cheeto dust isn't going to work Zim." She starts messing with the robot's processor to see what's wrong with it. Zim, on the other hand, huffs in annoyance.

" My plan with poisoning the earth's atmosphere is an AMAZING PLAN, anyone who can't see that is stupid."

"Just go away, Zim." He grunts and leaves swiftly. The only reason he obeyed her request was that he had work to do anyway. She smiled slightly at the thought of him finding out that her robot trashed the place.

When she took out Aro's processor she was surprised to find some of the edges were burnt, and some of the wires that connected to it were fried as well.

'What the.. Well, that's strange. Did the malfunction cause her circuits to overheat or something?'

She put it back after she tweaked some things, Aro glitched for a few seconds before talking normally again.

"Oh!... I must have malfunctioned, did I power down temporarily?"

"Not exactly.." [Y/n] continues to mess with Aro's circuitry to see what else is damaged or fried. Gir comes in holding a plate of sausages, covered in cheese and chocolate syrup. Some of it dropped off the plate.

"HELLO!" He seemed happy for whatever reason, his optics were colored blue and he was wearing a dog costume with the hood off.
"OOOoOOOoOOOooo- Who are you, pretty lady?" He had plopped down right in front of the two on the floor. He picked up a sausage and pointed it at Aro, who sitting in [Y/n]'s lap.
"Heyyyyy you're like me! Except all yellow and stuffff!" He ate a piece of the sausage, some chocolate syrup dripping from his mouth. Aro seemed a bit hesitant to converse with Gir but did it none the less.

"Yes, we are similar. We must be from the same manufacturing unit." [Y/n] tweaks some parts of Aro's processor, she glitches a bit. "You look like me too! Except you're all not yellow and stUFf-" She took note of how certain parts of the processor triggered her glitching or spasms or whatever they're called. It mostly triggered her thought process area that was part of the processor. Maybe it was her sentience? Well, whatever it is should be.. mostly fixed now. [Y/n] closed the head lid on Aro.

"Am I fixed yetttttttttttt?" She nods silently as the robot jumped off of her "WOOOOO I'M A FREE MAN-" Gir stands up as well,
"WE SHOULD GET PIZZA!" Aro pauses.

"What's pizza?" The blue-colored robot gasped dramatically at the other one's words.

"WE HAVE TO GO TO BLOATY'S NOW!!" Before Aro could say anymore Gir had already swept her away and carried her off into the afternoon.

'Well, I guess she could start her information retrieving process early. I trust Gir has been here longer so he'll show her around... I hope.'

The female Irken sighs as the realization of her situation sunk in. She was stuck on an unfamiliar planet with a banished Irken and his.. broken S.I.R Unit, the time of her staying there was unclear but it became painfully obvious that she was going to be stuck here for a good long while.
Shifting slightly on the couch, she could feel the tiredness creep up on her, beckoning to take a nap.
Deciding there was nothing else to do she slowly shut her eyes as she rested her head on the soft red cushions.

'..maybe tomorrow will be a better day..'