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"He got nubs! Let's go swimmin', Moose!" GIR yells as he grabs Minimoose and was about to head to the pool but I quickly grabbed Minimoose away from him

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"He got nubs! Let's go swimmin', Moose!" GIR yells as he grabs Minimoose and was about to head to the pool but I quickly grabbed Minimoose away from him. "NO GIR! Those are nubs of DOOM!" I told him. "Oh." He Said as Minimoose squeaks.
Outside
Me and Minimoose and GIR were outside of my lair and I was holding a box and I was telling GIR. "Your job from now on, GIR, is to never touch Minimoose. There's experimental doomsday technology built into it. Very dangerous stuff. Understand?" "Nuh Uh." He Said "Good. Now begin the tests of MINIMOOSE!" I yelled as I open the box and Minimoose was floating and squeaks. "MINIMOOSE! Uh... go find some Earth meat." I told as he peeps and slowly floats away and I turn around to look at my watch. "A little slow, but we'll see how— oh kabloom!" I yell in surprise as I turned around to see a mountain of cows piled on my lawn. I then saw Minimoose float to the top and squeaks whixh I smiled at the success. I then heard some noice from the distance which I turned to see a angry mob heading this way and they had picket signs. "NO! An angry mob from "People Against Piling Cows" is heading this way. MINIMOOSE, protect the base!" I yelled out as Minimoose then floats to the mob who stops and listen to the squeaks that Minimoose was saying and they all left and Minimoose returns and I was most pleased. "Excellent!" I Said as I then got worried at what I now see. "Oh no! The fleeing mob has accidentally broken open the reservoir causing a giant tidal wave. MINIMOOSE!!!" I yelled as he then floats off and I then heard no more water noise and he returns. "Great work, MINIMOOSE!" I Said as he squeaks. "HAH HAH! You said it." I Said "Now! One final test. Since that I installed the dimensional scissors, I What you to go to a dimension and bring back proof that you've been there." I Said as Minimoose squeaks and it fires a portal and it goes through and it comes back holding a piece of corn. "I Said another dimension!" I told him as I grabbed the corn and I saw a piece of paper on it which said "property to the Mewni kingdom" "You did! Excellent!" I yelled in happiness.
The next day
Living room
I was adjusting my wig and Minimoose was hovering by me and GIR was watching Tv. "Listen up! Minimoose and I are off on our first mission together! Should we succeed, then I shall truly declare my new sidekick a success." I told him. "Pick me up a Smoothie!" He yells out. "No GIR. The mission doesn't involve getting you snacks. Um... listen, this is sorta my first mission without you..." I told him as he stares at me. "I know how much it must upset you, but you have to understand... you're horrible." I turn away so that I could not see the tears that GIR will make. "You get my Smoothie yet?" He asks which I threw my arms up in disgust and me and Minimoose leaves.
Time skip
Me and Minimoose were standing next to a building which I can see Star Who was at a table with her female human friends whixh is at a taco shop. "A taco shop, Minimoose. This is the second part of your final test. "Star is right there eating with her human female friends, so we are here to make sure that you don't have any of GIR's weaknesses." I told him which he answers with a squeak. A man walks with a smoothie in his hands and I ran up to him and smack him at the face and took his smoothie and I was back with Minimoose. "Minimoose, do you want a Smoothie? Like my other, more HORRIBLE sidekick? Huh, huh, huh, huh?" I asked him as I waved it in his face. He squeaks and didn't take a sip from it. "EXCELLENT, MINIMOOSE! Truly you are the sidekick I always wanted! If I were capable of love, I might actually love you, maybe!" I yelled in happiness. "Now! Wait here and I call for you when I want you, got it?" I asked which he squeaks "Excellent!" I Said as I walked to Star and her friends who I saw from school and they are Jackie, Janna, and Starfan13. I walked up and I said. "Star Buttrrfly! Prepare to meet your ultimate dooooommmmm!!!!!" I yelled which she turns. "Can't I have a day without you trying to take over the world?" She asked me. "No!" I told her "Hey, aren't you the alien from the party bus?" Jackie asked "Yeah, and you were the alien that beat me for the book." Janna said "Yeah! You were mentioned in Star's blog!" Starfan13 Said "What!?! How could any of you see through my- forget it! I will make sure none of you will survive against my new minion of doom!" I yelled. "Ooohhh!!! I hope this one will look awesome." Janna said "Quiet! Prepare to meet your doom! I like you to meet.... MINIMOOSE!!" I yelled as Minimoose floats towards me and he squeaks. They stared at it for a good minute until three of the girls all yelled out. "Dawwwwww!!!!!" And Janna then said "Aw man. I was expecting something awesome." "That is the most cutest thing that I have ever saw." Star Said "What?" I Said in confusion. "Yeah, this is probably the most harmless thing that I have ever seen." Jackie said as Starfan13 took a picture of it. "This is gonna go great with the cutest animals that Star would be cute with." She Said "Quiet! This is the most dangerous henchman ever!! MINIMOOSE! Activate your Doomsday Device and destroy the Star!!" I yelled as I flip back and cover my ears waiting for the screams of pin and misery that will be made. But I heard nothing which I looked up to see Minimoose just floating there and it moves towards Star and it lightly bumps Star's face which I was confuse on why there was nothing else which I snatched Minimoose to check to see what's the problem. "MINIMOOSE! Unleash the... uh... Where's the trigger for the... uh... It's somewhere in here. How do you... AGH!!" I Said as I kept looking for a switch. "Oookayyy.... Amy I ask? Are you even trying anymore? Because this is just sad." Star Said "Yeah... I was still expecting something would happen but my expectations have dropped more." Janna said "How about we head to the movies?" Jackie suggested as they agreed and the left which I was upset that this was happening. "NOOOO! MINIMOOSE! NOOOOO! WHY HAST THOU FAILED MEEEE!? NOOOOOOO!!!!" I yelled to my knees in despair.
Timeskip
Zim's living room
I slam open the door in anger for the second time this week and threw Minimoose to the floor. "He's yours, GIR. His doomsday device doesn't work. MINIMOOSE is a failure." I told him which he said "YAY! I get to play with the moose!" He then starts singing. "Playin' with the moose!" He starts to roll around on him but then big thunderous voice is heard form the moose. "DOOMSDAY DEVICE ACTIVATED!" "Eh!?" I Said in confusion as Minimoose unfolds to horrifying array of weaponry.e and GIR stare at it as it starts to glow.
Diaz house
No POV:
Star and her friends had just gotten back from the movies and they were talking in Star's room when a bright flash appeared confusing them until terrible rumbling happened as they held on from falling and it became silent. "What was that?" Janna asked in confusion. "I don't know!?! But it sounded like it came from outside?" She Said as she looks outside to see Zim's House was completely damaged. "Looks like something backfired there." She Said as she walks back inside.
Zim's living room
The inside of the house was covered in charcoal and Minimoose was back to normal and Zim and GIR were barely standing and Zim suddenly raises his arms and yelled out. "Success!" Then Zim And GIR collapse into the rubble.
Time skip
Zim POV
I had just finished with cleaning the place up and I was watching tv in content while licking the Irken licking stick and Minimoose was floating around with GIR screaming while riding its back. "Ah well. Computer, bring me some headphones." I asked him and the response that I got was. "I don't want to." I sighed in content since I figured that wouldn't happen and I said "Mmmyep." I watched TV while there is loud noises in the house which I just ignored.

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