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TRICK
I was busy

ME
he was fucking pEter
or being fucked
I d k

GERARD
gassssPp

DALLON
PETER LEWIS KINGSTON WENTZ III

PETER
HELLO

DALLON
DID YOU GET BUBS HIGH SO YOU COULD FUCK PATRICK

PETER
NOOOOOO

ME
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA

MIKEY
Twitch? are you okay?

TRICK
AAAHHHHHHH

MIKEY
what is happening

PETER
THEY WALKED IN ON TRICK BLOWING ME

DALLON
OH MY G O D

ME
AAAAAAA
HELP

FRANK
o h no, it's not tHat bad is it?

PETER
Twitch is lowkey asexual

DALLON
YOURE TELLING ME YOU FUCKED TRICK NOW HES GIVING YOU A BJ IN THE SAME HOUSE AS INNOCENT BUBBA?

PETER
... fuck

ME
SOMEONE PICK ME UP IM SCARED

MIKEY
Me and Gerard can come get you?

ME
yes pls lanky guy

GERARD
I did not agree to this

FRANK
IM COMING TOO

ME
I DONT C A R E
JUST HURRY PLS

DALLON
boys go get them pls

RYAN
tf is happening

BRENDON
damn peterick is dirty

TRICK
shut up brendick

RYAN
Bren?

BRENDON
Yes love?

RYAN
r2?

DALLON
what's r2

RYAN
round 2

DALLON
I regret asking

BRENDON
yes pls Ry

RYAN
okay bby choose a place & position

MIKEY
we have safely collected Twitch from Peterick
also
I have taken their phone from them bc yOU FUCK TARDS CANT STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX

DALLON
thank u Mikey

BRENDON
sorry Mikey

RYAN
you're not sorry

BRENDON
damn u right

FRANK
update; we are at the Way household & Twitch tackled Mikey to take their phone back and saw the messages here

GERARD
they're now hiding behind a pillow sobbing whilst Mikey is groaning in pain bc Twitch accidentally kneed him in the dick

DALLON
wow
thank u for updating

GERARD
another update; frank started laughing so Mikey tripped him up and Frank punched Mikey in the dick for it

DALLON
jfc leave mikey's dick alone

ME
S T O P

PETER
why are we talking about Mikey's dick

ME
SUDBSHHAOSBDUSVSHS

TRICK
you broke Bubs

MIKEY
update; Bubba jumped on frank and sat on him so he couldn't get up bc he punched me in the dick and then Gerard started laughing so they punched Gerard in the dick

TRICK
so v i o l e n t

DALLON
why are small people so violent

ME
us s m a l l people need to defend ourselves from the tall shitheads

MIKEY
excuse me ):

ME
sorry moikey

PETER
MOIKEY
THEY JOINED THE MOIKEY TREND

ME
w h a t
AAAAAAA

DALLON
what's happening now

ME
PDA PDA PDA HELP

RYAN
what

MIKEY
idk what happened or anything
but
frank is on top of Gerard
they're kissing
and frank is grinding on Gee

ME
MOTHER DALLON HELP

DALLON
jFCCCC IM OMW

MIKEY
update; frank made Gerard moan now Twitch is humming whilst covering their ears, so I'm gonna take them upstairs

DALLON
take care of them until I get there

MIKEY
yes mother dal

A/N; let me tell you that I actually laughed at myself whilst writing this.

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