Albino Squad

9

Shu would kill for his Oreos.

He shot forward, pushing off his left foot. Phi was going to guard himself with his left hand and defend or attack with his right. All he had to do was subdue the left side.

He missed the hand, but spun on his right foot and grabbed his waist from behind. Phi flinched, very slightly, but then turned and started walking toward the cabinet.

Shu tripped him, but for some reason he fell forward instead of backward. He jumped on his back, but that wasn't doing anything either.

Phi touched the cabinet. "You're a feather, honey~" he purred, dumping him off his shoulders.

"Don't call me that!"

He took out a packet of Oreos, popped on in his mouth. "I knew you would attack me. Twy somfthin elwse."

"WHY SHOULD I? YOUR IN MY HOUSE!" At least Hartes was gone. This was just embarrassing.

"Because it's no fun playing with you if you don't put up a fight~" Those ruby lips pouted.

That was it.

That. Was. It.

Shu pouted as well, feigning sadness. "You mean I'm no fun to play with?" He tossed the knife he had in his sleeve away. It embedded itself in a wall. "But I'm interesting~"

Phi would notice the more playful air, but probably play along. As he moved forwards, he didn't bother shifting backwards. Something in his sleeve moved.

Oreos.

Shu stopped less than a breath from him, still pouting, looking in the opposite direction of the Oreos. "Remember what I said about bad boys?" he breathed.

"That they belong at your feet?"

"Yeah, well I was wrong." Then he pressed his mouth to Phi's.

Shu wrapped his right hand around Phi's waist as he flinched, biting his lower lip. He could sense the taller male's smile at that, the interest in what taking Shu would feel like.

The moment his tongue dipped into his mouth, heat flared in his chest, his back, his stomach. Any desire for Phi or Oreos Shu had in his head was immediately gone, replaced by a shit ton of pain. He shoved Phi back.

"Shitshitshitshit..." Everything was on fire. He was in hell, wasn't he?

"Shu!"

The Chimera Blader couldn't breathe, couldn't see anything but red. Why the fuck was this happening now?

"Kurenai, you're not getting any Oreos if you die right now~" He actually sounded a little panicked. Despite the pain, despite his brain boiling in its skull, Shu smirked. He managed to get out, "Is.. the great Phi... scared?"

"Why would I be scared for you, mortal?" A hint of arrogance. "I'm only worried about your innards exploding onto me."

Well, fuck you too.

Shu tried to think through the haze. The heat waves appeared because of an emotion or energy spike. So all he needed to do was calm his fucking ass down and ignore that he just kissed Phi to get Oreos.

Calm down. Calm down. Calm...

"So... wanna kiss me again?"

"Shut your retard mouth!"

The pain was still there, but his vision was clearing enough to see Phi holding him up and a little chipped part of the floor. He immediately knew where he was; barely a step from the counter. If the Phoenix Blader hadn't grabbed him when he fell, his head would've cracked open on the counter.

Yeah, there was literally no reason Phi would save him, but Shu mumbled the question anyways.

"Because you're interesting."

Shu's left hand flicked up Phi's sleeve, then back out. He stood up unsteadily and the albino let him, stepping back.

"Even more interesting now?" He held up the box of Oreos and watched happily as Phi froze.

Phi blinked at him, first glancing at the Chimera Blader's not even red face, then the box of cookies in his hand. He absentmindedly touched his lip and pulled his index finger away. There was a little blood on it. "Well played, Kurenai. Very well play- ARE THOSE MY OREOS?"

The red-eyed albino casually tossed one into his mouth. "Why? Want some?"

Phi didn't bother replying to that, instead grabbing for them. Shu danced back. "Ah-ah-ah! You gotta earn these~"

He stopped immediately. "I truly do not like where this is goi-"

"Dab."

Phi dabbed.

"Dab again."

He did so.

"Good boy~" Shu tossed an Oreo towards him.

Suoh opened the door. "Phi, I want my Oreos back!" Then he saw Shu holding up a box, and his eyes snapped wide open.

"Fuck."

"Gladly," Phi said, lunging at him. Suoh launched himself at the knife in the wall, yanked it out, and gave the other albinos a sharp grin.

Shu ran for his life.

LATER...

"PHI I SWEAR TO GOD, STOP LISTENING TO THAT QUEENS SHIT!"

"YOU UNCULTURED SWINE, THIS IS FALL OUT BOY!"

"FUC- uhhh never mind... No, don't- GIVE ME BACK MY OREOS!"