?The Assassin's Teacher? ((Saiki K. x Assassination Classroom Crossover))

With Saiki (Limited)

"You're putting together a yearbook, just for us?" Nagisa questioned Koro-Sensei's antics as by now all the students were sitting down and listening to their crazy yellow teacher's idea.

"Yes!" Koro-Sensei yelled enlightening and loudly, like a last-minute shriek to Nagisa's question. Saiki quickly went to cover his ears but saw no point by the time his hands were raised to block out the annoying sound of Koro-Sensei talking.

"Oh, that's right," Kurahashi said after Koro-Sensei's unbearable shriek, "We didn't get to have any pictures of you for the regular one, Mr.Karasuma stood in as the E-Class teacher," she said to Koro-Sensei.

"Not that we didn't appreciate that," Yada said, even though she was twinging with unappreciation ever so slightly, "But it does kinda suck you weren't in a single shot," she added sorrowfully to her dramatic headteacher.

"Um..." the usually quiet Chiba said, "He actually had managed to photo-bomb a few under the radar actually..." he said drift-fully at the photos he had encountered with a light shade of yellow in the background and two tentacle fingers up making a peace sign.

"Isn't that what Pennywise does? Before killing a bunch of kids," Saiki went a little passive-aggressive on the teacher, who was going to kill kids and the entire human population by March.

"No!" Koro-Sensei screamed at Saiki's comment, "Pennywise is scary, I'm fun! He comes out every twenty- somewhat years, this is my first appearance! He has two movies with him in it, I only have one T.V program," Koro-Sensei sobbed near the end. Saiki looked at him blandly but had to give a round of applauds to Koro-Sensei, Saiki didn't realize Koro-Sensei had the ability to watch scary movies, even less to be a fan of one.

"Anyway," Sugino said to change the topic, "Koro-Sensei popping up on photos like that makes it look like the school is haunted."

"It is. By Koro-Sensei." Saiki commented as Koro-Sensei began to cry aloud in the corner with a tissue in hand and dabbing his eyes.

"Stop being so mean! I try my best, I'll have you know!" he cried "But," he quickly stood up and slabbed a bunch of papers onto his desk with boxes. "Why should I rely on those pictures for memories when we have these?" he fuzzled over his students.

"An entire year's worth of candid moments!" he said as a bunch of pictures had him taking it selfie-style. "A treasure trove of student-teacher selfies!" Koro-Sensei seemed very proud over this 'accomplishment', but Saiki had to wonder; if he was in any of the photos.

"Thirty thousand strong!" Saiki felt that he had a chance to be in the E-Class personal yearbook, "Now let us sort through and find the best ones together!" Koro-Sensei cheered to the class.

"Good grief, what is this, a job? Oh, wait...it is."

Though thankfully the class wasn't cheering and more-less being questionable about Koro-Sensei and his photography time, even though no one could see Koro-Sensei taking the photos, not even when Saiki could still read minds.

"And if so happens we absolutely hate pictures of ourselves, are we exempt?" Nakamura asked, and Saiki quirked a brow.

"Seriously?" Ruwa rightfully asked.

"My eyes are too small," Rio complained.

"Not to worry," Koro-Sensei slung a photo towards Nakamura, tentacles and all, "I've taken the liberty of using the 'big eye' filter for maximum cuteness."

Saiki walked up to the teacher and student and ripped the false photo into pieces, and threw it into the trash can in the corner of the room.

"Why do you care about how big your eyes are?" Saiki rhetorically asked, "I mean just because the models have it, doesn't mean you should too." Saiki told Nakamura, who scoffed a 'phht whatever.'

"Wow, Koro-Sensei." Rio said blandly, "Saiki-Sensei did a much better job than you did."

Koro-Sensei went into the corner crying.

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"You know," Sugino thought out loud, "the shots they used for the regular yearbook are sorta by-the-numbers."

"And if we did one ourselves," Hara said, "Maybe we could go a little more Avant-garde,"

'I'll pretend I know what that means, great job Kusuo, your students are smarter than you are.'

Koro-Sensei's eyes shone brightly as he hung a tentacle around Kusuo's shoulder. "That's the spirit!" he began showing photos he has taken. "Here we have cool beauty. Hayami at a local pet shop."

"I recommend adopting from your local shelter," Saiki muttered.

"And here we have a wonderfully kinetic nighttime shot of Mimura on air guitar!" Koro-Sensei has sung happily.

"Don't you need consent when taking photos?"

It was a fact that Mimura had flushed red and was clearly embarrassed, while Hayami was a little pissed off at their teacher than anything else.

"And I'm just getting warmed up!" Koro-Sensei let go of Saiki, but soon the teen's hands were filled to the brim in photos.

One was him looking into the shitty rung down hotel that he had first entered in Okinawa, another had him on the first day, he knew that because there was a little 'first day of work' stared in the corner by Koro-Sensei, and in the photo Saiki was behind Karasuma and Jelavic, having an angry bitch face, rather than his bitch resting face that he seemed to lose track of recently.

Koro-Sensei continued to embarrass his students with photos that were strange and borderline creepy.

But Saiki was slightly happy by the fact that Koro-Sensei had a single photo of him (Two for that matter!) and they were actually pretty nice photos.

Saiki had a ghost smile.

But the students were less than happy.

All stood up from their seats and attacked Koro-Sensei.

"Everybody find your photo and destroy them!" Sugino had yelled into the crowd, all students of E-Class agreed to that command. "And remember to leave no trace,"

Saiki was the one 'student' who didn't.

Saiki also knew that Koro-Sensei wouldn't have just one copy of the photos. It was very likely he had at least three and possibly four copies of each photo to his student.

"Well, well," Koro-Sensei said, "Who would have thought yearbook editing would get you all fired up?"

Saiki shook his head and placed the photos on Koro-Sensei's desk.

'Good grief.' he thought, 'What a nuisance,'

But they were not bad nuisances, Saiki saw them more like a family nuisance.