You Thought Wrong

Jailbreak

"GET OUT! GET OUT!" He screams, clawing at his face, then goes rigid.

"Sixer, a deal is a deal. Pinetree almost broke that deal, but its the only reason your alive. Didn't your mother raise you right? You can't say thank you and Fez can't say please, and now you break into my personal space? You'll crack down on grammar, but you have no manners!" Dipper laughs, but its not Dipper. Then he grabs his head.

"Grunkle Ford! Please- I need a metal plate like you ha-" Then he shakes again. He goes back and forth.

"Help me, I can't stop h- Silly Sixer- OUT OF MY HEAD- Shut it Pinetree! We had a deal- I DON'T CARE- Don't you dare- STOP! Help me- Shooting Star- Mabel! Run!- I'll make you pay- It hurts!- If you dont stop, I'll- RUN! HE'S GOING TO- Oh I will Pinetree-GET OUT OF HERE!-I'll show you pain!" He screams back and forth at himself. It hurts me to watch. Bill then shoots out of Dipper, who falls backwards. Stan catches him. Bill turns into a human. He looks freaky, and that's coming from me.

"I think he gets it from you, Sixer." Bill laughs as if its all just fun and games. He disgusts me. Mabel hides under the table in fear.

"Bill, you aren't getting away with this. You're done." I say. I point my InterDementionalLazerX200 Ray gun at him. Also known as the IDLX200. The name needs a little work. Stan pulls out an identical one. We both fire. He does a flip and dodges mine but Stans hits him in the arm.

"Hey! It didn't grow back. Hmm. You've bumped up your game Sixer." He chuckles.

"You kidnapped my nephew." I snarl. He shrugs then tilts his hand back and forth.

"Eh, not really kidnapping if I had permission. Besides I prefer the term surprise adoption. You all act like I lost it, and I'm evil, but I have a child's heart. No really, I have several. I collect them!" He smiles, flashing his creepy human forms teeth. One wall flips to reveal a collection of hearts floating in jars. Mabel screams from under the table.

"Ah, Shooting Star. Didn't see ya there." He laughs. She floats up and remains suspended in midair. She struggle against invisible ropes, then goes rigid an her eyes roll back.

"Mabel!" Dipper cries, still too weak to stand. He struggles to his knees. His face a tight grimace from pain.

"Pinetree, you know the loophole. Go back to your little room and I'll let you watch. If you do, Shooting Star might be alright. Or at least not as much pain as I have planned." Bill says, opening his arms manically. Dipper slumps to the floor. Stan and I each shoot at Bill again, but we both miss. He falls into Dippers body. Dipper sits up, as Bipper. Stan drops his gun, but I still hold mine shaking. Mabel falls to the ground as he is distracted. What little room is he talking about?

"What's the matter Sixer? You didn't seem to hesitate the last time you aimed a gun at me!" He cackled. If I shoot him, it would kill Dipper, and it might not even work on Bill! I can't let him get away. Luckily, Mabel was on it.

"RELEASE MY BROTHER YOU STUPID ILIMINACHO!" She screams, jumping off the blood-stained table and brings a club down on Dippers head. Bill left just a second before contact. Dipper falls to the ground unconscious. Again. Ouch. This poor kid....

"And back I go!" Bill chuckles, then dives into Dippers mind again. Mabel hits Dipper again, but Bill remained.

"Why isn't he coming out?" Mabel whimpers. I honestly don't know, and I'm supposed to be the the smart guy!

"I don't know, but if we take him home, Bill might be forced to leave once we pass the barrier. I want you where its safe. He can't hurt us." I tell her. Its all based on hopes now.

"No. I'm not leaving him." She stomps her foot and pouts.

"Then shut your trap and help us! If you're still here when he wakes up he could kill you!" Stan yells before she or I can say anything more. Together we tie him back down on the table and hoist him up the wall. Once up, everyone helps carry him to the lab. He's right. I'll need to put a plate in his head. I think to myself. We put him on the worktable in my lab and they all leave. All but Stan, Mabel and I.

Mabel grabs his limp hand. She holds it to her face and cries. Dipper might wake up soon. I have to do this now.

"Mabel, I'm sorry but you need to go now. I promise I'll take care of him." I hug her close. Then release her. She still clutches Dippers hat in her fist. Funny how she has 4 fingers and I have 6. Then Dipper has the strange birthmark and the noodle arms. Then Stanley does the thing with the smoke bomb. I know that's not exactly a birth defect or anything, but its not normal. We're possibly the weirdest family I've ever seen. And I study weird.

I give Dipper a shot to keep him under and get out the metal plate. I pray to whoever will listen that this works, and I get to work.