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682: Challenge accepted!
035: This will be easy! *Attacks SCP-049-J and makes a KO with one hit*
Bright: I already did that. I have filled the entire meeting room for O5s with strawberry ice-cream.
5205: You what?!
Bright: Uhm... *Runs away*
5205: ... I need to cancel our meeting.
106: Uhm, sorry man. I fucked up.
096: That's... So nice from you... Thanks.
682: We don't speak about SCP-231. Especially near SCP-999.
5205: I could stop that if I reversed the time, but at this moment we have to fight.
106: WW III?
5205: Even worse. Making pizzas is forbidden.
682: Then in the name of 343 we shall go on a crusade!
5205: Sure, but after the Ask. And no, *takes the shotgun* you aren't the only one.
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5205: Challenge accepted. Bright, come here!
Bright: Why?
5205: We are gonna play strip poker againts our girlfriends.
073: *High five* 1471 is great at poker, they will definitely lose.
Iris: Sure!
*Time skip*
1471: How?!
5205: Normally. Now, take off your panties girls!
Lucy: Ugh! *Takes them off*
1471: God damnit... *Takes them off* But that's not fair! You only lost your shoes and T-shirt!
5205: It is not my fault that I am better than you.
073: ... How many times did you reverse the timeline to get that score?
5205: 0, I am just good at this.
Iris: Well, no photo for you then, because they won.
096: He sounds... Pretty strong...
106: If he escaped my pocket dimension so many times in other universe, then he must be clever.
682: I don't believe that I could be so weak in a universe to get recontained by a single person!
5205: And what about me?
682: ... Forget about that.
953: Sounds interesting, but I prefer the Author.
Author: Fuck me...
953: Oh I will, don't worry ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Author: Not in that meaning!
953: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Author: No!
5205: I have talked with that soldier once. Cool guy.
682: *Gets hit*
5205: *Catches the ball and throws it back, before the portal closes* Saved you 682.
682: Thanks.
Author: And that was the last question for today. Thank you for your questions, we hope for more.
953: Ask all of us. I want to have some fun...
Author: ... I hope that you will be merciful for me readers and nobody will make me suffer.
953: Yea, you won't suffer, you will enjoy it.
Author: ... That's all for today, bye!
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Ask/Dare SCPs and author
FanfictionSCPs who you can ask questions: SCP-001 "Scarlet King" SCP-001 "Gate Guardian" SCP-035 SCP-049 SCP-049-J SCP-053 SCP-066 SCP-073 SCP-076 SCP-079 SCP-085 SCP-096 SCP-105 SCP-106 SCP-131 SCP-166 SCP-173 SCP-191 SCP-353 SCP-457 SCP-529 SCP-68...
Part 12
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