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353: Of course! This virus was a great addiction to my collection!

049: I have a cure for almost everything. There are few exceptions, like your Coronavirus, because it mutates every single time when I am close to creating a vaccine, but to be honest, I have cures for most of diseases known to humanity.

2599: Uhm, is this an order?

5205: No, just a question, you don't have to do this.

2599: Oh, well, there was a test, when I have almost killed 682, but when he realised how to stop it, I couldn't do anything anymore.

5205: Wait. *Leaves the room and comes back with a bucket of popcorn.* Lets watch something, and answer questions.

Alexisshadow999

Author: I am sorry for her

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Author: I am sorry for her. She is in heat, you have to understand. 5205 changed your memories and healed your wounds, thanks to that you don't remember what happened. You only know that this has happened, because it is written in this Ask. Once again, I apologise.

953: Yea... Sorry Alexisshadow999, I couldn't stop myself.

Author: I don't know any, and I cannot sing, sorry.

Everyone: Yes.

049: I doubt that. Most of us are reasonable.

035: Yea sure, but later.

053: Thank you!

999: *Hugs 053*

053: Don't worry, I will share with you.

999: Thanks, but I just wanted to hug you.

096: ... Thanks, I guess.

076: Alright, I will start! *Penetrates himself with a sword and dies*

073: *Facepalm* You were supposed to play dead, not kill yourself!

035, 049, 682, 1048, 1471, 5205 and Bright: *Play dead*

1471: *Stops playing dead* Don't lie to me! I know the truth!

Bright: *Stops playing dead* But I didn't cheat on you!

1471: Do you have a proof?!

Bright: Uhm...

5205: *Stops playing dead* I do. *Grabs something from a multiversal box* There it is. Truth Serum. Drink it Bright.

Bright: Uhm, ok? *Drinks it*

5205: Now, did you cheat on Mal0?

Bright: No.

5205: So he is telling the truth. He is not able to lie for another 24 hours.

1471: ... I am sorry Bright... I thought that...

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