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Bright: That's ok, don't worry. And sure, I can sing this...

5205: No. You cannot sing Bright, spare our ears.

Bright: ...

049: As long as you create something normal, sure.

953: Uhm...

5205: *Stands between 953 and Vivian, changes into his demon form* Don't even try to hurt her. Blood Eagle, does it tell you something? Pretty brutal death, and if somebody hurts one of us... He will die. *Changes back into his normal form*

106: I am here, don't worry.

Rizkyputrar

5205: We already have that

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5205: We already have that. United Earthian Federation. However a communist party becomes more and more popular. They want to give everyone possibility to work and support the workers as much as they can. If they win, they will change the name into United Socialist Earthian Republics, U.S.E.R. in short. It will still be a federation, but with a communist economic system. And to be honest, this time, it may work. If it doesn't, I will prevent this from happening. Elections are in one week, so we will see.

Author: ... I cannot sing. Same thing with Bright and few of us. It will be better if we stay quiet.

682: 5205 has this bomb.

Iris: I don't want to be rude, but remember, that 053 is still a child! The answer is no!
Everyone: Send 5205 for research and then go through the portal.

682: Alright, what shall the minimum IQ necesarry to join the project be?

5205: 120 is the minimum. I will perform tests and we will see.

*Time skip*

5205: Alright, to the project with me will join: 035, 049, 073, 990, 2599, Dr Ellie and Author.

Author: I will accept the pillow, but I will clean my ears myself. The second dare... Fine, give us a second, we will change clothes.

*Time skip*

Author: Alright, ready?

953: Yes.

Author: Here goes nothing. *Picks up 953*

105: *Takes a photo*

Author: Is that... No, it is not the end... But at least this one is normal. *Pets 953*

953: *Purrs from pleasure*

Author: By the way, I see that the medicine helped you.

953: Yea.

Author: Next time if I want to give you something, just take it.

953: Alright. But there is still one more dare.

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