Author: ... Why?! Why do you hate me so much?!
953: Just agree!
Author: ... I don't have other choice. Fine. But I am sleeping with all my clothes on.
953: Are you scared that I will do something good to you?
Author: Yes! You are a sadist!
953: Oh c'mon, I love you too much, I wouldn't hurt you. There are other activites to have some fun...
Author: ... At least I can be sure that I won't wake up with wounds.
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![753: Because these [CENSORED] think, that are so [CENSORED] smart and calm, but in a [CENSORED] reality, they are [CENSORED] pieces of [CENSORED]!](https://img.wattpad.com/db152f7f2d428b46802dd6053770d59cbe25b698/68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f7279496d6167652f6f36624e4a75694a45476e5044773d3d2d3836343835353432332e313630353039613330373335623638343438303333313930303930332e6a7067?s=fit&w=720&h=720)
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753: Because these [CENSORED] think, that are so [CENSORED] smart and calm, but in a [CENSORED] reality, they are [CENSORED] pieces of [CENSORED]!
035: So in short words he was right. It makes you feel better, because your life sucks.
753: Your life sucks you [CENSORED] [CENSORED]!
Author: Sure, cry more 753. Do you need some milk? Or maybe I should change your diaper?
753: ... I hate you. *Turns off*
Author: And that's how you deal with him.
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Bright: Boring. I have already created a chainsaw ouf of chainsaws, which were also made from chainsaws.
682: I hate all people in general, especially from other universes. In this universe they were at least able to unite and cooperate, but in every other universe you guys are fighting. And this is annoying.
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5205: Really? Flaming bombs are useless againts our facilities.
Author: *Takes away the phone* No. He shall never see that.
Clef: 173 is a woman, so I am not.
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191: No... He worked alone, Anderson Robotics didn't take a part in that...
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682: ... Hard question. But I guess that I would be ok with that.
953: I don't know, I am not watching Naruto.
053 and 999: *Play with 1762*
5205: I have already done that few days ago.
166: We have met one time, she is ok, but to be honest, we haven't become friends yet.
073: I don't know, I didn't watch that.
076: Then go and watch it after the Ask! This is great!
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106: I don't know what to think about that. People really think that I am hot?
5205: As you can see, yes.
106: Well, alright. And about the second dare, I can only take him for a pizza, nothing more.
Author: And that was the last question, bye!
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Ask/Dare SCPs and author
FanfictionSCPs who you can ask questions: SCP-001 "Scarlet King" SCP-001 "Gate Guardian" SCP-035 SCP-049 SCP-049-J SCP-053 SCP-066 SCP-073 SCP-076 SCP-079 SCP-085 SCP-096 SCP-105 SCP-106 SCP-131 SCP-166 SCP-173 SCP-191 SCP-353 SCP-457 SCP-529 SCP-68...
Part 22
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